Miley Cyrus may get salvia banned. Michael Jackson's autopsy is not something we'd want to see. Michael Lohan gets botox but forgets child payments. Nicole Richie's getting married. Saturday gossip roundup can't move its face.

Guess what? Adults being silly on TV! Meredith Viera was invited onto the fourth hour of Today, becoming quickly indoctrinated to the everything-goes culture by acting inebriated on alcoholic whipped cream before even trying some.

We already know that Richard Nixon was a racist dick. He also liked to record conversations — like the 265 hours that were released this week by the Nixon Presidential Library. Hint: He didn't think much of blacks or Jews.

In this 1951 Disney cartoon, the fifties-everyman version of Goofy sets about on a quest to stop smoking cigarettes, but it's not so simple. Enough time without his smokes leaves the Goof begging for anything to puff on, including weed!

Mark Madoff, the 46-year-old son of Bernie Madoff, was found dead in his Manhattan apartment this morning in an apparent suicide. Earlier this week, Mark (left) and his brother Andrew were sued by the trustee handling Bernie's victims' claims. [NYP]

Rich people get really worked up about holiday decorations, apparently.

Who said women comics aren't funny? Well, maybe that was Natasha Leggero, but at least she's got her looks to take her to the top.

[The Obamas had front row seats alongside Santa at the National Christmas Tree lighting in D.C. last night. Image via AP]

All that was once private is now public. This morning, a video of Miley Cyrus taking bong rips with buddies appeared online. And now, Billy Ray Cyrus discovers the video and chides his teenage daughter—also online.

Last night, Gawker celebrated the release of Leo Fuchs: Special Photographer from the Golden Age of Hollywood—photos from which we shared with you a couple of weeks ago—with a party at 5 Ninth in Manhattan. Photos below.

Actress Carrie Fisher was asked about her old friend John Travolta in a recent interview. The former Princess Leia tells the Advocate that she thinks the male spa frequenter can come out of the closet now, because no one cares.

Some devoted fans made a shot-for-shot remake of the intro credits for the (ultimate) classic TV show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Check out the side-by-side comparison after the jump.

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Friday is here once again, which means movies are opening! Let's see what's debuting in theaters today. We've got boxers and monologers, Dawn Treaders and tourists, and the triumphant return of Mena Suvari and Matthew Modine!

Today is the last day to buy Four Loko in New York. Be safe.

On Ellen, Jane Fonda recounted a Fonda vs. Wild-esque tale in which she was forced to confront a bear that had entered her New Mexico ranch. Aerobics is so 1987; is Survival Tips with Jane Fonda the new straight-to-DVD series?

A copy of the book, Special Photographer. [Photo: Patrick McMullan]

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Today we looked at how your parents' divorce means you have to pay more for college. It's a sad fact, everyone seemed to agree. But one commenter had a pressing question that really deepened the issue.

Shortly after Barack Obama and Bill Clinton finished their meeting today, Obama left for a Christmas party, and Clinton held a Q&A in the White House briefing room by himself. Sure, why not? Here's a clip of Obama ditching him.