Meet 13-year-old Maury guest Cel'andrea who says her idol is Snooki.

This guy is very excited about his newly arrived iPad. So excited that he gets specially dressed up for the occasion and creates exciting sound effects for the entire unboxing process.

[A woman, surrounded by santas, hula hoops during New York's annual Santacon event, during which a bunch of santas get drunk and roam the streets, searching for prey. Image via Getty.]

As part of an investigation on human trafficking, Youthradio.org obtained a pimp's two-page, hand-written "business plan." His business strategy includes: "Take care my bitches more better," and "set-up a international operation."

An apparent suicide bombing in Stockholm, Sweden killed one person and injured two others

Last month the Consumer Product Safety Commission issued a recall on supposedly lead-laced superhero and Wizard of Oz drinking glasses because they're made for children. Well, the CPSC has changed course, saying they're for adults, and therefore just fine! (Updated)

This little guy has had a long day. So long, in fact, that he can barely chew his food before passing out in his high chair.

Several members of the Glee cast have tonsillitis, bringing production of the peppy musical series to a halt. Shoot, just when they'd recovered from that spate of severe dimple-strains. Seriously, the human body is not meant to smile that wide.

In a phone call to foreign leaders, Obama slammed Wikileaks as 'deplorable.'

This fluffy puppy is not in the mood to sit, shake, or come at his master's call. Instead, he has decided to stand still and be adorable.

Venezuela's blowhard President Hugo Chavez last week offered up his palace to citizens made homeless by floods and he's living up to it, telling Caracas residents, "Put up Gaddafi's gift. [...] I'm going to move into the tent." So proletariat!

Movie stars: They're just like us! They don't use the Internet and have never read a blog. Wait... what? Famous film actress Winona Ryder has some interesting technological habits!

The Philadelphia Flyers barely missed a .01-second overtime goal this week against the San Jose Sharks. The puck hadn't crossed the line in time and the game had to go to shootout. This is about as close as it gets.

[Russian crooner Vladimir Putin eyes up Sharon Stone (standing next to Gerard Depardieu) in Russia on the day he sang at a charity event. Image via AP]

Behind the Steve is a mockumentary series following internet talk show host Steve Cooper in his delusional quest for fame. He pitches ideas for a second season to network executives, and gets some strange advice.

New Jersey this week approved the sale of anti-abortion group The Children First Foundation's "Choose Life" license plates after a 7-year legal battle. The state bowed to the group to avoid racking up more legal fees. None have been sold.

Remember Swine Flu? It was this special food poisoning or something? It's back! Eight people have died of H1N1 since September in England. Experts don't expect another pandemic, but brush up on your H1N1-proof sexual positions just in case.

24-year-old Nicholas Brooks was arrested last night for attempted murder after his ex-girlfriend, swimsuit designer Sylvie Cachay, was found dead in the Soho House hotel. Cops believe he strangled her, but they can't prove this killed her, yet.

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Iran's state-run PressTV yesterday aired a "reconstruction" of the murder allegedly committed by Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani — the woman sentenced to death by stoning earlier this year. In it, she reenacts the moment she injected her husband. It's creepy.