On today's Access Hollywood Live, Billy Bush turned the conversation to The Situation's awkward family photo of he and his siblings wearing turtlenecks Good thing he's already got a book, workout DVD, and a protein vodka for purchase!

Have family coming over for the holidays and in need some offbeat art to liven up those bare white walls? Well, today we're giving away two sets of quirky prints, which you can win simply by entering a caption contest.

Neil Patrick Harris disses How I Met Your Mother, Kelsey Grammer doesn't watch Camille on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Closer will end after season seven, Jillian Michaels is leaving Biggest Loser, and The Hasselhoffs is canceled already!

The Way We Live Now: giving up on ourselves. That's a step in the right direction! It's ourselves that got ourselves into this mess. The sooner we turn to other, better people for help, the better off we'll be. Hopefully.

Modern Family star Jesse Tyler Ferguson was out shopping when he was accosted by a (crazy) woman who wanted to know whether he is for or against circumcision. He handles the situation as best as he can.

A full-blown panic over emo music has taken hold of the Armenian capital of Yerevan, after a 15-year-old "emo" kid committed suicide. The Chief of Police warns that kids being into emo music will somehow produce a generation of mutants.

TONIGHT: We've got new episodes of Smallville, Supernatural, WWE Smackdown, Supernanny, The Good Guys, Wizards of Waverly Place, E! Fashion Police, What Not to Wear, Fish Hooks, House Hunters International, and more. Happy weekend!

The Hamster Dance is one of the oldest—and most well-known—Internet memes of all time. Why? Nobody knows. And now, something new: an actual hamster dancing in front of a laptop. Inside, the most meta video you'll see today.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kathy Griffin stands by her fat jokes about Bristol Palin, Community goes stop-animation for Christmas, we find out who Sweet Dee's baby-daddy is, and Paul McCartney sings an updated version of The Beatles' "Yesterday" on Late Night.

Congratulations to ClockDock for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Members of Congress are giving all sorts of controversial speeches today. While Sen. Bernie Sanders was (and still is!) noting that rich people don't need estate tax cuts, Rep. Ron Paul was sharply defending Wikileaks.

Wow! We had no idea our little Gawker Dating social experiment would take off quite the way it did yesterday. Now that the initial surprise has passed, let us take a moment to help you streamline your e-dating experience.

Anthropology debate! Brain hearing! Jock myth! Unique fingerprints! Estrogen breast-rogen! Smallest battery! And gay mice marriage! It's your Friday Science Watch, where we watch science—if you can call it that!

"Greed, greed, and more fucking greed." We've all heard the schpiel about how we got into this economic mess plenty of times (maybe not enough), but have you heard it from a true Irishman, accent and all? Now you have.

[Steven Tyler flicks off the paparazzi on the set of "American Idol." Image via Pacific Coast News.]