Yahoo will lay off around 700 employees today, All Things Digital reports. Fired workers will have to leave their buildings immediately. A security escort is a terrible Christmas present — especially since Yahoo gave the same gift two years ago.

Nicki Minaj talked George and Martha on Chelsea Lately last night. No, silly, not the first president and lady of the United States! Her alter egos! Yup, alter egos. Oh and there's also Rosa and Roman. Watch, inside.

Angry Birds! Have you heard about the Angry Birds? You have, haven't you?

German doctors who gave an HIV-positive patient with leukemia a bone marrow transplant from a donor resistant to HIV infection claim that, four years later, the patient is free of both cancer and HIV. That is some strong marrow!

On last night's How I Met Your Mother, Lily and Marshall shared a big announcement which, after a brief moment of happiness, prompts everyone to re-assess the direction of their own lives. NPH's Oprah impression and Alex Trebek's cameo inside!

[Teen angst icon Taylor Momsen skulks through the streets of Manchester with a Pretty Reckless bandmate. Image via Splash.]

YouTube user Gen has released this end-of-the-year megamix of 270 different movies that were released over the past year. How many films do you recognize from the montage and how many did you actually see this year?

Because of you people and your endless legislative demands — gays in the military this, tax cuts that — President Obama may have to delay his Hawaiian vacation a few days so he can sign all this stuff. Happy, America?

Well, 270 of the movies of 2010, at least. This expertly cut montage is today's example of time well wasted. Watch it! And can you name all 270 movies? (We sincerely hope, for your sake, that you cannot.) [via Videogum]

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

American Beauty actress (and Now and Then, mustn't forget that) Thora Birch has been fired from the off-Broadway revival of Dracula, reportedly because her father/manager, former adult movie star Jack Birch, was threatening other actors.

Tron: Legacy star Garrett Hedlund did his first late night show last night on Jimmy Kimmel. You think he would talk about Tron. Nope, he talked about slaughtering gophers as a child and selling them for money. Interesting choice, Garrett.

The AP, even with its recession-inspired cutbacks, is a great news service—but a pricey one, by newspaper standards. So Thomson Reuters is starting a competing U.S. news service. Like AP, but crappier cheaper.

Now that OK Go's music videos have become synonymous with huge, viral hits; the pressure heightens with each new offering. This one's a documentary of the band's 8.5-mile parade through Los Angeles, spelling their name in the city's blocks.

In the 1970s, the U.S. Navy produced this educational video warning against the dangers of syphilis. Rather than make a boring old film strip, they recruited Count Spirochete, the VD vampire, and showed him— literally—crawling into a lady's vagina.

Hugh Jackman, the world's most famous living Australian, was injured today while taping the second of Oprah Winfrey's four shows from Syndey. He tried to zip line from the top of the Sydney Oprah House and crashed instead.

Modern Family's Eric Stonestreet spit all over on George Lopez last night while telling a story about his years as a clown. The interview is brought to a complete halt after that to play slow-motion replays of the spit. Bravo!

It's time once again for our strange dance with the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, the group of ninety people who manage to throw the second-biggest awards orgy of the season. Their nominations came out today, so let's take a look!

On the Late Show, Dave prompted Gervais to talk about his childhood, where "the worst crime was to be boring." Apparently, the mantra stuck the family—even at his Mother's funeral. Inside, he details all of the family's hijinks.

The golden couple of Disney breaks up on Vanessa's 22nd birthday. Katie Couric goes to a Bieber concert. Michael C. Hall divorces. Miley barters for her bong video with Macbooks. Tuesday gossip is always a trade-off.