It shouldn't be surprising that rich people hire decorators to deck their halls with Christmas decoration, but the details, lavishness, and pervasiveness of it are staggering. Think about that as you hang your three ornaments on your $10 tree.

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" is a film line so iconic that it's been repeated, referenced and tweaked many times. How many and in which films or TV shows? Now there's an answer.

This week on The Vice Guide to Everything, the gang visited hooligans in Brazil, Palestine, and South Africa. They debrief their experience at a simulation Afghan training village, a Hollywood-style set right in California!

Julian Assange, the founder of the world's most notorious secret-sharing operation, has some embarrassing documents in his own past. We've obtained a series of emails detailing his stalkery courtship of a teenager in his pre-Wikileaks days.

Blake Edwards, the director of Breakfast at Tiffany's, the Pink Panther movies, Victor/Victoria, and many other famous comedies, died today from complications due to pneumonia. He was 88 and is survived by his wife, actress Julie Andrews.

Now that the House has passed a stand-alone version of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" repeal, the only question remaining is how the Senate will screw this up. The votes are there! Right there! Don't go murmuring about "time" restraints!

[Katy Perry stumbles out of The Roxy with upskirt photo aficionado Perez Hilton. Apparently he can make his signature semen drizzles appear on actual people's faces in real life, unless that is a snowflake? Image via Pacific Coast News.]

There are two types of foodies—the type of normal person who just likes a really good meal and the affected, hoity-toity, proselytizing snob. When the cooking monkeys raided four Manhattan eateries all the snobs came out to play.

Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen and Sleater-Kinney's Carrie Brownstein's Portlandia arrives on IFC in January. The sketch show—which was written and stars Armisen and Brownstien—looks to be a wacky, offbeat comedy about the Pacific Northwest.

Here's a trailer for Water for Elephants, an adaptation of Sara Gruen's bestselling novel about a Depression-era circus. It marks Robert Pattinson's second post-Twilight role, this one a higher profile endeavor than the schlocky tragimance Remember Me. Plus, Reese Witherspoon!

The internet is so popular these days! A big new survey shows that people of all ages are emailing, searching, shopping, banking, and browsing news and information online more than ever. What they aren't doing more is blogging.

A very special episode of Robot Chicken airs Sunday, December 19th, as the show presents its take on Star Wars: Episode III. America's second-favorite 5' 4" teenage werewolf visited Attack of the Show! yesterday with a preview.

Who needs The Fockers when you can have The Stillers instead? Jimmy Fallon brought back charades last night and with the Stiller Family. It was Ben and Jimmy versus Jerry and Anne. Watch inside to find out who won!

Capitol Police put Congress on lockdown late this morning, terrifying everyone. It didn't last long, though, after police took down a "man with a weapon" outside Senate office buildings. 'Twas a fleeting moment of excitement for poor, overworked Hill staffers.

Someone needs to let Barbara Walters know that she's not a comedian. She walked onto The View today in a boxing outfit, claiming that the presents were from Santa to help her fend off the ladies during their incessant fighting.

Incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian has a very, very, very exclusive invitation for you, if you have $40.

An activist for a sub-group of the anti-gay National Organization for Marriage is speaking out against the rainbow as a symbol for gay rights. "We are the real rainbow coalition. The gay lobby does not own the rainbow," she said.

Here, finally, is a trailer for Terrence Malick's fifth film, The Tree of Life, a generations-spanning look at being alive and thinking about being alive. It looks predictably gorgeous, grandiose, and maybe slightly overbearing, just like all of Malick's movies.

Tonight marks the end of new Daily Show episodes until January. Here's a look back at the year's most memorable commentary from Jon Stewart on everything from Fox News, to Glenn Beck, to Barack Obama, to Steve Jobs... even Chatroulette!

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