The scene: A luxe party at a Manhattan penthouse. Diddy hosts and livestreams video of his beautiful guests, like a model cavorting in a hot tub, surrounded by candles, one increasingly large flame—ohmigod! She's on fire! Everyone panic!

Got some free time, snow-covered terrain and access to a jet fighter? Good, then you're ready to enjoy some intense winter fun, guaranteed to blow your old days of cruising down hills on a flying saucer out of the water.

We don't know much about this poppin'-and-lockin' Santa seen boogieing on the side of the road in Detroit, but we do know that he's pretty freakin' awesome. Screw warbling carolers. We'd rather have this guy come to our door.

The Sing Off has shown us quite a bit of talent in the last weeks, and last night was no different. Inside, highlights from last night's competition.

Perhaps Hollywood's most self-indulgent awards, for actors by actors, the SAGs are also often the best tea leaves to read to guess Oscar nominations. So pay attention! Here are this year's film and TV nominees.

During Paul Rudd's interview last night, Jon Stewart pulled out some vintage footage from the Daily Show vault from 1999. As the video shows, Paul was Jon's first test guest after Craig Kilborn left the show.

"Shit happens," Hawaii community college philosophy teacher Daniel Petersen tells his students, and Osama bin Laden could "kill you and your goddamn god." For this provocative philosophical cussing, some girl's dad complained, and now Daniel Petersen's out of a job.

Stoner heir Nicholas Brooks has been indicted for the Soho House murder.

All seemed totally normal during Diddy's Ustream party last night, just a couple of guys hanging with some chicks in a hot tub. Then, things got a little crazy when a candle ignited a woman's hair.

Kevin Spacey fights for the right to stay in the glass closet. Nick Cannon confirms that Mariah's having twins. David Arquette confirms that he's having a breakdown. Thursday gossip knows that you know that he knows, but what about her?

Indie film hut Miramax has partnered with its old owners, the Weinstein Brothers, with plans to produce sequels of Weinstein-era Miramax's hits from the '90s and early '00s, including Rounders, Bad Santa, and most improbably, Shakespeare in Love.

Bell, California is not just the Most Corrupt Town in America; it's also one of the poorest towns in L.A. County. Which makes it all the more fucked up that officials were extorting regular working people with bogus "code violations."

When Morning Joe tossed the broadcast over to Erin Burnett for the unemployment report, they interrupted a Christmas celebration that involved a bra cut in half and used as a gas mask and a farting reindeer doll. Merry craziness, everyone.

Meghan McCain is the illiterate daughter of a ruined man, which makes her "column" for the Daily Beast something of a challenge for her editors. But by the looks of today's offering, they've given up.

Her husband ran up an X-rated bill and didn't tell her. Another actress mistakenly thinks she's getting engaged for Christmas and this Grinchy actor is a lousy tipper, but great lover. We're sure he'll have a merry XXXmas.

Since moving to TBS, Finland has been unable to broadcast Conan O'Brien in their country. On Conan, our host takes a moment to record a statement for his followers for their rally to restore Conan to the Finnish airwaves.

On last nights Fallon, Jimmy and Brian Williams teamed up to Slow Jam the news about the republicans blocking any legislation until the Bush Era tax cuts are passed. Is this the best "Slow Jammin'" in Late Night history?

Jay-Z will not be opening his own Chelsea hotel after all. [99 Problems joke here.]

The future job of America's Sweetheart—yes, Katie Couric, that's right—has been speculated upon quite a bit by media nerds and social outcasts lately. The latest rumor: a possible daytime TV show. We handicap Katie's likely options, below.

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