As you may (should) know, tonight marks the final episode of Larry King Live after more than 25 years on CNN. To prepare yourself for this momentous occasion, why not watch this handy video recap! And try not to cry.

Staph inequality! DNA play okay! Probiotic neurotics! Supplement spikers! Sickening food! Fearless women! Caffeine kids! Young anorexics! And heart disease news for the old-person demographic! It's your Thursday Health Watch, where we watch your health—with a little something extra!

They're not going to be a couple or anything, but they will both be in New Year's Eve. Also today: some exciting news items for the nerdy among us and AMC orders a new show, as does Nickelodeon.

It's sad that the debate over repealing "Don't Ask Don't Tell" may be over, and we'll stop hearing comically bizarre arguments against repeal. So let's savor Rep. Louis Gohmert's theory of gays and imperial decline, while we still can.

TONIGHT: The biggest event of the evening is the final episode of Larry King Live. We've also got the season finale of Burn Notice, plus new episodes of The Big Bang Theory, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, RHOBH, and more.

As tonight marks the last broadcast of CNN's long-running Larry King Live, we thought once again share with you our moving compilation of some of crazy ancient LK's greatest moments. Watch and remember and then say goodbye tonight. Sigh.

Not content to know our location and remember everything we've ever searched for, Google is now taking a look into our bodies. As this demo of their new "Body Browser" program shows, Google's interest is getting anatomical.

Congratulations to intrepid spaniel Stigg for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Brian Williams returns to Late Night to slow jam the news, the finale of Hells Kitchen, all hell breaks loose on Morning Joe, Seth Rogen on Mythbusters, and the Stiller Family plays a round of charades.

Ever woken up with your face pressed against the cold, hard, plastic casing of your laptop after working through a Friday Night Lights Netflix Watch Instantly marathon? Well, a set of fuzzy laptop sleeves has been developed to help you out.

Because of high winds and frigid temperatures, the spray of Lake Erie has turned this Ohio lighthouse into an icicle. It looks like the frozen palace in Doctor Zhivago. If you're feeling chilly today, be happy this isn't your home.

You know that song "Bodies" by Drowning Pool? The one where the lyric, "Let the bodies hit the floor!" is repeated ad nauseam? Well, here's a video of a parrot doing his rendition of it—it's actually pretty amazing.

What is the point of "fashion?" The point of fashion is to repel men. Oh. Okay. Darn. This topic admittedly surpasses my understanding. Does it work, this fashion thing?

Just a reminder that a world of romantic possibility awaits you at Gawker Dating. Don't be shy! Lots have people have already posted and are eagerly awaiting your reply. Consult helpful tips and jump on in! The water's fine.

If you've ever frequented Rich Juzwiak's fourfour—or seen the posts here on Gawker.TV—you're probably familiar with Winston Bananas, the weirdest (coolest) cat there ever was. What has Winston been up to lately? Watch this video and find out!

The young mothers of Capitol Hill have a fancy basement hideout called the "boob cube." Jealous?

Keith Olbermann has suspended his Twitter account because some people keep accusing him of being a rape apologist. Have you no decency, Twitter? At long last, have you no decency? Good day, Twitter. Good. Day.

Sexual assaults in the U.S. military academies are way up this year. For some reason.

Here's a video of some guy in a Santa suit—he's thin, so obviously it's not the real Santa—dancing to himself on the side of a road. Why? Nobody knows. Who's filming him? Who cares! Come jam along, inside.

In your intrepid Thursday media column: the NYT's Tim O'Brien leaves for HuffPo (with memo!), NPR listeners have already forgotten Juan Williams, MSNBC salutes Larry King, and The Bloomberg Way of Opinion is coming.