Kids these days aren't even interested in "Silly Bandz" bracelets any more. Kids these days are all about "I (heart) boobies!" bracelets now. Kids these days!

Though the idea of a Wikileaks condom—with Julian Assange's face beside the word "dick"—is laudable, the DickiLeaks fails in execution, starting with its slogan: "We leak more than the truth." Insemination by surprise? [via]

In 2007, Tribune insiders got $180 million in payouts. Thanks to a lawsuit, they might have to give it all back.

Last night, Larry King hosted his final episode of Larry King Live (highlights here). Today, the saga leading up to his retirement—and other recent CNN shakeups—was sarcastically chronicled by Taiwanese animators NMA. Your catch-up video is inside.

Now that we've heard the pipes on Leighton singing in Country Strong, I think we can all agree that the Gossip Girl makes a better country songstress than a talk/rapping pop star. Listen to both of her songs inside.

If you're getting a Secret Service beatdown, at least do it with gusto: Career criminal Gregory Brockman wrote a jailhouse letter threatening to kill the President and eat his flesh. This has been your creative assassination plot of the day.

Rumor had it that the pioneering social bookmarking company Del.ic.ious was going to be shuttered amid Yahoo's Christmas layoff rampage. A "save delicious" petition was even circulated! It's actually being sold, not shut down. All four Delicious users, rejoice.

Will Forte returned to Conan as Ted Turner, and this time he's unhappy about TBS desecration and wears a holiday sweater. Just don't tell him "Merry Christmas" because Teddy Jr. (his best friend/stuffed buffalo on wheels) is Jewish, ya hippie!

Berlinda Dixon-Newbold is charged with aggravated assault for lighting the crotch of her boyfriend's pants on fire while he slept. She did it because she wanted more attention, not because he's a "liar, liar." His "family jewels" survived the blaze.

Albany bar owner Timothy Rankin has been acquitted of ordering two men to attack the local paper's restaurant critic, Steve Barnes, who'd written some negative things about Rankin's bar. Every single person involved in the attack got off easy.

A new study shows that Fox News viewers are more likely to believe demonstrably false things than viewers of other networks. Which is to be expected. But it also shows that the more you watch, the more misinformed you get.

The Republican presidential debate schedule just got infinitely better, as the Tea Party Express will co-host a "first-of-its-kind" Tea Party debate with CNN, in September. Hot damn! We're buying a 2011 calendar, just for the pleasure of circling this date.

This is what happens when you overlay the covers of the past 12 issues of American Vogue. It's like poking your eyes out with fashion! Compare the compiled covers of other international editions to see which country is the prettiest.

By now it should come as no surprise that Jason Segel is a major fan of The Muppets. Naturally, he excitedly spoke about the new Muppet movie that he wrote and is currently filming—and his introduction to Kermit.

Have you had your fill of Paul Rudd's late night appearances yet? Hopefully not, because on Late Night, he spoke about his week at SNL and working with Paul McCartney on that Digital Short. Did we mention the kiddies?

Facebook is sorry for forcing you to interact with people in the real world for 30 minutes yesterday

Three years later, Naomi Campbell is defending wearing this series of couture outfits to performer her court-ordered community service for hitting her housekeeper in the head with a Vajazzled cell phone. The explanation is even worse than the act.

In your snippy Friday media column: Rick MacArthur has a thing or two to say about this "internet," the NYT's slo-mo exodus, The Daily gets a launch date, and Dave Price looks and writes like a nice guy.

Rep. Peter King (R-NY) is planning to hold hearings on the "radicalization" of American Muslims when he takes over the chair of the Homeland Security Committee next year, the New York Times reports.

Do you love the musical stylings of the PS 22 choir? You're in luck. They'll be performing at this year's Oscars! Inside, watch this happy video of host Anne Hathaway announcing their invite—and the happy celebrations afterward.