Uh-oh! Dilemma in Iraq: What should be done about the artifacts left behind by Saddam Hussein's regime? Such as, oh, I don't know, say, the 605-page Qur'an written in Saddam Hussein's blood?

NASA's released a series of amazing photos of the "dark side" of the moon—the most detailed ever—taken by the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter. The colors in the photo indicate elevation: Blue/green is lower; yellow/red is higher. [Pic via AP]

Here's a clip from tonight's Sarah Palin's Alaska. Watch as Palin condescendingly pretends to be domestic, insults Michelle Obama, dances around the issue of daughter Willow's boyfriend, and defends giving her children lots of freedom—all in two minutes!

A new Daily Mail story alleges that Julian Assange seduced the girlfriend of an anonymous American journalist the same week as the sexual encounters he is now facing rape charges over. Which makes us wonder: Which American journalist?

This particular battle started, as all great struggles do, when one participant became angry that his bedroom was being illuminated by headlights from a car in the street. He expressed his displeasure with the man in the car with "a wooden club," at which point things got weird:

Here's a video of a recent soccer game featuring popular Polish squad Lech Poznan. Notwithstanding, it's the crowd—the insane, chanting, flame-throwing, synchronized crowd—that's the real attraction here. Also: this isn't a pro match—the players are 11 years old.

Get psyched! South Korea is preparing for a "live fire drill" on Yeonpyeong Island, near its border with North Korea.

Seattle police have released video of the August death of 50-year-old woodcarver John Williams, who was shot by Officer Ian Birk after not following orders to drop his knife. Williams was deaf in one ear, and his knife was closed.

We already know (because he told us) that Andy Rooney hates throwing things away. On tonight's 60 Minutes, we learned that—even if it's for charity—there's no way in hell Rooney will give anything to anybody—like, EVER. Watch inside.

According to Father Guido, in five minutes you can learn what the average college graduate remembers five years after they graduate. Who needs to invest in "real" college? For $20 you can earn your own degree from Five Minute University!

According to Gallup, Four in ten Americans—and 52 percent of Republicans—believe "God created humans in present form within the last 10,000 years." Ah, the Enlightenment! The age of science and rationality! It was fun while it lasted.

Don't Ask Don't Tell is dead but still remains in effect. The Human Rights Campaign says it's not safe for soldiers to come out yet. If you're looking to be the last person discharged under DADT, though now's your chance.

[Thousands of Belarussians demonstrated in the capital of Minsk today, claiming the apparent re-election of president/dictator Alexander Lukashenko was a fraud. Image via AP.]

Midwest sandwich franchise Jimmy John's—subs so fast you'll freak!—is under scrutiny for a salmonella outbreak from alfalfa sprouts that has sickened nearly 50 people in Illinois. Maybe they should slow down a bit and watch the produce? [FPJ]

A prankster hacked a giant television screen in a Bangladeshi airport and made it play a five-minute porn clip. "Hundreds of travellers and waiting friends and relatives at the main terminal of the Shahjalal International Airport were shocked." Very nice.

15-year-old Dutch sailor Laura Dekker arrived in St. Maarten on her solo trip around the world today.

Julian Assange's lawyers are demanding an investigation into how embarrassing police reports about his sex crime cases were leaked to The Guardian, calling it a smear campaign. Wikileaks' leaks = transparency. Other people's leaks = smear campaigns. Got it?

Thanks to some brilliant teenagers, we now have the answer. Watch a fireball nearly burn off a young man's hair after the jump!

The Weekly Standard's funnyman Bill Kristol has rewritten "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" and boy... it's a real knee-slapper! Here's a little tease: "By then we'll have entered the era of Boehner: Our pocketbooks fuller, our politics saner." Yup.

This weekend's New York Times wedding section tells the salacious tale of two people who coldly dumped their spouses for each other, and true love. How dare they disgrace the sanctity of the New York Times wedding section!