It only took a huge exposé, but the president of Jersey City's police union has decided that maybe officers should face more rigorous testing for anabolic steroids after hundreds of Jersey cops were implicated in an illegal 'roid ring. [Star-Ledger]

JibJab's become known for their funny/relevant "Year in Review" videos, so I'm pleased to announce that 2010's version—featuring puppets of President Obama and Vice President Biden singing a lamentation of the sh*tty year that was—doesn't disappoint. Watch inside.

Everyone: Demi Lovato doesn't have a sex tape! Lady Gaga is excited about DADT being gone. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have dinner. How did Taylor and Jake meet!? Some Gossip Girl Gossip. Sunday gossip roundup!

Watch as a bunch of hipsters dress up like Elves during SantaCon demanding fair pay from Santa Claus. They really do have a surprising number of awesome campaign slogans. Join their claus!

"Experts" have weighed in on the dangers of drinking too much during the holidays, and guess what? It's supposedly really bad for you, and could even increase the risk of cancer. But you can avoid this fate!

This cat is getting ready for his upcoming boxing match with the next-door neighbor's heavyweight chartreux, with the help of some upper body reps and Eminem.

Advice: Don't run red lights at 4am with 513 pounds of weed in your minivan.

Remember that $11 million fake Christmas tree adorned with rubies, gold and diamonds in the lobby of the Emirates Palace hotel? The hotel says it regrets "attempts to overload" the holiday with gaudiness, and then blamed it on a jeweler.

Lewis Black muses on Christmas capitalization and marketing, wondering if the energy we invest into the material aspect of the holiday wouldn't be better spent on the large problems of society, while plugging his Christmas book at the same time.

[Justin Bieber and rumored girlfriend Selena Gomez take a walk in Miami. Image via Splash]

Future Wasilla mayor Levi Johnston is now "in a relationship" on Facebook with 20-year-old daycare teacher Sunny Oglesby. She likes hunting and fishing and smooching Levi Johnston. Bristol Palin says she's cool with it, so we are too.

Dreading Holiday travel this year? Aren't we all! If you can laugh at the ridiculous situation with TSA agents, this video is for you. It's a song set to "Jingle Bells" about getting felt up at the Airport. Enjoy!

Colombian special forces infiltrated territory occupied by FARC rebels and installed Christmas lights on an 82-foot high tree. They hope that this will encourage them to surrender. Except the Jewish FARC rebels, I guess?

After closing Adult Services in the US, Craigslist has quietly shuttered Adult Services worldwide

So many questions... Who thinks "Trololo" is a Christmas song? And why are these children wearing such creepy masks? This is like something out of David Lynch's dreams. Keep an eye out for 9-year-old Guy Fawkes in row three!

Add a little spicy ting-a-linga to your holidays, with this trippy Bollywood rendition of "Jingle Bells"—featuring a Punajabi Santa Claus and Indian cartoon beauties.

In the annals of weird things captured by Google Street View, some random Japanese woman's underwear drying on a line would not rank high. But she's suing Google after she was shocked to discover her unmentionables were on the Internet.

The Senate today repealed the US military's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy of barring openly gay servicemembers from the armed forces by a vote of 65 to 31. President Obama only needs to sign it. [TPM]

Ben Folds joined Mark Hoppus in singing "Happy Holidays, You Bastard," which Mark claims he wrote "a few years ago." Well, as any ex-Blink 182 fan can tell you, this song is old—but way better with Ben Folds!

The parliament in Ukraine needs to install a fighting cage. There was the '05 WTO brawl, the awesome egg fight, and on Thursday a melee erupted inside between opposition and ruling party MPs. It's the 2010 Parliamentary Deathmatch!