Something was a little off about Hoda this morning, and as soon as Kathie Lee noticed, she would not let up with the questions. Then she realized that if Hoda's happily in love, "it's just going to ruin our show."

Phillip Greaves, who infamously sold The Pedophile's Guide To Love and Pleasure through Amazon's e-book store, has been arrested on obscenity charges. He probably shouldn't have sent an autographed copy of his creepy "child lover's" guide to a Florida sheriff.

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Christmas is only five days away, and it's likely that some of us (ahem) haven't done any shopping at all. Need some ideas? Here are some gift suggestions for the various weirdos you might still have to shop for.

[Colin Farrell does a Q&A at the Dubai Film Festival. Pity the production assistant tasked with finding a place for that clip-on microphone on the perpetually shirtless Farrell. Another image after jump.]

Fans of Don Hertzfeldt's Rejected cartoons get an early Christmas treat this year—a new short! As per it's YouTube description, "Wisdom Teeth is an unnecessary new five minute cartoon that Don drew in between more important things." Enjoy!

Today on Live!, Ben Stiller had the same conversation that you'll likely have with your own grandparents this holiday. Listen closely to Stiller's explanation when Regis asks, "What is a twitter account? Is it expensive to tweet?" Handy!

As you may have heard, the Republican party simply does not care for Barack Obama's health care law. And yet it's still a law! How is this fair? It's not. Time to introduce a constitutional amendment banning, uh, laws, then.

The majority of Americans officially had "difficult" childhoods. It all fits.

Is your vagina feeling sluggish? Maybe it needs a day at the gyno spa. A new trend in vaginal hygiene has arrived in America. It involves the words "pungent steam," "mugwort tea," and "open-seated stool." Meet the vaginal steam bath.

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If missed on Friday, here's a clip of Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman talking with David Letterman about their respective careers. The two old pros touched on all of the greats from Raging Bull to Taxi Driver. Video Inside.

Carine Roitfeld announced last week she was stepping down as editor-in-chief of French Vogue. Now there's speculation that she was fired by Conde Nast for taking advantage of her position and for pissing off luxury conglomerate LVMH. Guessing is fun!

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Over the past decade, the percentage of college students visiting school counseling centers who are "coping with serious mental illness" has more than doubled. What's happening here? Better legal psychiatric drugs? Worse illegal hallucinogenic drugs? Psht. We blame Wal-Mart.

Since Christmas nominally celebrates the birth of Jesus, here's a supercut compilation of women from movies and TV giving birth. It's got all your favorites from Jennifer Aniston to Joan Cusack to Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Three days after quitting Twitter in a huff because some people didn't like the way he minimized the rape charges against Julian Assange, Keith Olbermann has triumphantly returned to Twitter. He just wanted to show off the new picture.

Winter weather often leads to tricky road conditions, as any of the drivers in this video can tell you. Check out a montage of cars sliding and colliding in icy neighborhoods around the world after the jump!

Ms. Reese had a bit of a bad stumble this weekend, her glossy new romantic comedy stalling out at the box office. The new TRON, however, did well as expected, while two smaller indies continue to surge.

The lady who kicked Usher in the face last week is really milking her 15 minutes.