Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

A Gawker spy spotted world's most perfect person Gwyneth Paltrow dining at Torrisi in Manhattan's Nolita neighborhood today. Look at all that food! [Seen someone special? Email us or post it to #stalker yourself.]

"We are told the fight was caused by difference of views of the Scriptures." These Christian soldiers seem to be following all the rules. [KOB via Christian Nightmares]

Like your holidays full of the little Lord Jesus? So did Bob Dylan in 1978. In this stage patter from the unauthorized documentary Busy Being Born... Again! Bobby testifies to Baby J. and says KISS leads to the pit.

Anyone who watched last night's Pats-Packers game knows there was one clear-cut play of the game. Watch as Patriots' Dan Connolly wraps his mitts around this squib kick, and barrels down the field, 71 yards, for a miraculous near touchdown.

On Saturday morning, 27 year-old Citigroup associate Jessica Fashano—by all accounts a bright, caring, and popular woman—walked into the Trump Place tower on Manhattan's Riverside Boulevard, rode to the roof, and jumped off. Why?

It's difficult to believe but One World Trade Center, the main building of the new World Trade Center complex is now built up to the 52nd story. It's now halfway to it's ultimate goal of 1,776 feet above Lower Manhattan.

Have you ever found yourself listening to a Dr. Dre and being constantly reminded of Tom Hanks? Here's why.

Conservative production company Citizens United has released this post-"Don't Ask Don't Tell" ad, warning effete liberals (and Lady Gaga) that they'll all get drafted after the current Marines quit in protest. Exactly! This was Joe Lieberman's plan all along.

Help the environment by breaking up with plastic water bottles and marrying one of these glass bottles instead. Reusable, microwavable, and dishwasher-safe, this bottle will make you the most eco-conscious chick at the Co-op.

"Did a lot of girls contact you and your brother after the movie?" Newsweek asked Social Network villain Tyler Winklevoss. His response was a series of flustered giggles and awkward stammering.

Ever wondered how undersea cables were laid in the ocean? Watch this video and find out.

We met Aaron Jamison last April, when he was selling ads on his cremation urn to help his wife pay medical bills connected to his terminal cancer. Many of you chipped in to help him. He has a small request.

Tea Party Nation founder Judson Phillips has a dream: "No more Methodist Church."

30 Rock's favorite page braved the 4th hour of Today this morning and did a decent job avoiding Kathie Lee's advances. Everyone loves a Southern boy, but Kathie Lee and Hoda laid their love of his accent on pretty thick.

A book about Prince William claims he once yelled this at Kate: "Do you know who I am! No one tells me what to do. I do what I want." As the future King of England, he has a point.

This week, The Soup showed us Kim Z. eating-while-lasering-fat-from-her-ass, Hulk Hogan's marriage, Supernanny's penis envy, and a clip from the lesser-known reality show Gold Rush: Alaska in which the cast searches long and hard for the Glory Hole.

Happy holidays! Here's your grandmother reading 50 Cent's tweets by the fireplace. You know, the really pleasant ones. Nice touch with the custom-made twitter book.

In your vacationmongering Monday media column: Americans just can't get interested in Afghanistan, a systematic approach to the NYT's "Most Emailed" list, Groupon is the future of shitty "journalism" jobs, and a look at the newspaper industry's year.

Five tickets to Game One of the 2009 World Series at Yankee Stadium just cost Gov. David Paterson $62,125.