Hello folks! It is Christmas Eve and my Christmas gift to myself is that I'm not going to write a recap of last night's show. But here is a space at least to talk amongst yourselves about what happened.

And now for a Christian version of Justin Bieber just in time for Christmas.

If merely witnessing Natalie Portman radiate out of the movie screen as she dodges evil looks from Mila Kunis wasn't enough to get you to buy tickets to see Black Swan, perhaps one or more of these intriguing scenarios depicted in the trailer will convince you.

This beautiful driving safety PSA from Uira Lamour highlights the dangerous driving distraction of looking down to use your iPod while driving. Even more amazing is the knowledge that the entire second part of the video was created with CGI.

Since May, Los Angeles high schooler Jeremy Marks has been in jail—essentially for filming a school police officer hit a 15-year-old. He'll be home for Christmas, though, thanks to a Google engineer who heard about Marks on Reddit.

From epic car crashes to painful looking nut shots here are three minutes of accidents that will leave you feeling better about traveling over the holidays.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Click to viewHundreds of kids in New York City think that Santa Claus lives on West 22nd Street. He does not (he lives in the North Pole, duh)—these two guys do. But after receiving 450 letters, they're helping out anyway.

The classic 60s' TV series Batman causes a number of people to recall bright, poorly timed sound bubbles with ridiculous words like "ZOK" written in them, but that wasn't all they should remember. Batman was dropping knowledge left and right.

How "jailhouse lawyer" Jabbar Collins secured his own release after 15 years in prison for a wrongful conviction. [via]

It looks like Lohan might not face criminal charges for her rehab assault kerfuffle. Lindsay's spirit sister Demi Lovato has reached similar peace in her life. Zac Efron has shaved his hair and it is sad. Britney Spears shops.

Adrienne Martin, the 27-year-old girlfriend of Anheuser-Busch heir August Busch IV, was found dead at Busch's home on Sunday. Martin was an aspiring model and art therapist (here's her iStudio page); police are investigating her death as a "possible overdose."

Kids at the Jirasartwitthaya elementary school in Ayutthaya, Thailand, are paid a visit by an elephant dressed as Santa Claus earlier today. [Image via AP]

City lawyers say the 2008 tasering of a naked, mentally ill Brooklyn man, Iman Morales, by the NYPD was "reasonable," even though he fell to his death from a 10-foot ledge. Reasonable would be, say, pulling the man down. [NYDN]

A Connecticut man tried to rob a restaurant with an iPhone. It didn't work.

There's never a shortage of people around the world claiming they've seen apparitions of Jesus and the Virgin Mary. But did you know that for a brief time in 1859, Mary hung out in Wisconsin? Well, it's true.

Royal wedding mania is reaching a fever pitch, with Britain's Royal Mint yesterday unveiling its new gold coin to commemorate the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Too bad Kate's "likeness" looks nothing like her. Nice try, though!

[Colorado is definitely going to have a white Christmas after being pummeled by winter storms. This Colorado woman clears out her walkway. Image via AP.]

Some rich New Yorkers are missing a lot of fancy art: In November, thieves carved a hole into the wall of a Greenwich Village apartment from the hallway, disabled cameras and made off with nearly $1 million in modern art.