A while back, we paid a paparazzo to tail Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. But during his high-profile trip to China this week, Chinese fans are doing the stalking for free. Here's a gallery of their Zuckerberg-in-China snapshots.

On Monday, a couple lost $800,000 on the Fox game show Million Dollar Drop for correctly guessing Post-It notes were sold in stores before the Walkman. After an Internet uproar, Fox says it will give them a second chance.

Bill Burr questions the point of going home for Christmas, when you're 40 years old, unmarried and without children.

When a police officer attempted to arrest 56-year-old Illinois resident Carolee Bildstein in November for a dine-and-dash, she allegedly attacked him with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device." I think I saw a porno that ended like this once.

Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark is resuming performances tonight after a stuntman was seriously injured Monday

[It's like a toy store exploded in the front yard of this Brooklyn home, one of many that had elaborate lighting displays—and huge power bills—for Christmas. A few more pictures from the 'hood below.]

What are Rudy Giuliani and several major Bush administration officials doing in Paris this week? Addressing a militant Iranian exile group that the U.S. government has designated a terrorist organization, of course.

[Kelly Osbourne does a Miley Cyrus impression on the set of "So Undercover." Image via @misskellyo.]

Rainstorms have caused 14 Hawaiian sewer pipes to overflow, at least four of which spilled into the waterway where the Obamas are vacationing. Hawaii has issued a "brown water warning." Will Barack Obama "man up" and swim in this poopwater?

TONIGHT: We're scraping the bottom of the TV barrel at this point, but sports fans get some NBA and NFL action plus there's a new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Also, Jack Black and Jason Segel hit late night couches.

The Japanese have become lemmings! Check out these precision timed divers follow one another off the diving board, leaving only a couple seconds in between plunges. It starts to look superhuman after a while.

An article in Pharmaceutical Journal claims that "reindeer deliberately seek out the mind-bending fungi to escape the monotony of dreary, long winters." Herdsmen then drink their pee to get a secondary high. Explains all that flying, doesn't it? [Sun, via]

Singer Pink and her husband Carey Hart just bought this 6,800-square-foot Malibu mansion for $11.85 million. The swimming pool is 25 yards long! And it looks like there's plenty of space for Pink's aerial silk work, too.

Today at Gawker.TV, Hoda Kotb blows the lid of the hidden camera industry, The View unites against Catholic hypocrisy, and Tom Arnold talked about the time Roseanne stabbed him with a butcher's knife for smashing some of her cookies.

Four Loko is now banned nationwide. Why? Because it makes people crazy! Evidence: here are two videos of a girl named Lindsey—one taken when she was sober, and the other after she downed three cans of Four Loko.

David House, a computer researcher from Boston, is one of few people permitted to visit accused Wikileaker Bradley Manning at a military prison in Quantico, Va. He's relayed a message from Manning: My blankets hurt.

San Antonio weatherman Steve Browne feels the need to take up a whole minute of airtime to perform his "human tuba" routine. We're not sure what this has to do with Christmas. And it's more than a little odd.

When their post-grad plans were outsourced, your friends went with them. Now Alex teaches English in China and Kate does HIV counseling in Zaire. You're still in Queens, and with the Nixon Connect Watch, you'll never have to Google "time zones" again.

On Access Hollywood Live promoting his comedy tour, which largely features ex-wife Roseanne, Tom Arnold talked about the time she stabbed him for smashing some of her cookies. No matter how much time goes by, it never gets less insane.

Sally Jessy Raphael was on TV forever, hence lots of crazy fans. Now she's created a new series, and kindergartener Rocky Biondo and his superfan-extraordinaire uncle have formed a videotastic "Rally For Sally" crusade to support it.