These animal control officers from Spain demonstrate an explosive technique for turning a peaceful flock of pigeons into a seething mass of wings and beaks. Is this snare cruel and unusual, or surprisingly humane?

This supposed FBI probe into Christine O'Donnell's campaign finances is the best thing that ever happened to her! It gets her back on teevee, see, to describe the cabal of George Soros and Joe Biden loyalists working to destroy her.

From the Olympic Games to the 2nd no-hitter in post season history, this was a damn good year for sports. Watch the best moments, compiled into one epic video for the world's convenience!

We all know that celebrities only want to name their children things like Apple, Kal-El, and Echinacea (I made that one up). But what were the worst offenses of celebrity baby naming horror in 2010?

Three men charged with planning a "Mumbai-style attack" on the offices of the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten appeared in court today, and denied the charges against them. We hope they're telling the truth. This cartoon-inspired terrorism is past its expiration date.

Her team thinks her chances of a comeback are better after a bit of scandal. This reality star wants to be in Playboy (duh) and this old Hollywood star has a strange masturbation ritual. That's his bit of scandal.

A federal judge has ruled that New York's gruesome anti-smoking ads — featuring rotted teeth and organs — can't be forced into stores, siding with three tobacco companies who filed a lawsuit against the NY Board of Health. Smoke away!

Of course Millionaire Matchmaker is entertaining, but as a fourth generation matchmaker, I would attest to that it is not how the majority of matchmaking services conduct themselves. Here's why.

Mississippi governor Haley Barbour has commuted the life sentences of Jamie and Gladys Scott, two sisters who were convicted of armed robbery in 1994. With one small condition.

First, these guys thought it would be a smart move to attempt to rob a Super 8 Motel. Second, without any weapons of this century at their disposal, they used a musket. Spoiler alert: they left without any cash.

Russian billionaire Mikhail Khodorkovsky's been sentenced to six more years in prison for disrespecting sensitive strongman Vladimir Putin.

Famed Democratic lawyer Lanny Davis, who was paid $100,000 a month to represent President Laurent Gbagbo of the Ivory Coast, quit yesterday, probably because it's hard to defend a murderer like Gbagbo, who lost his reelection bid last month.

[This wallaby probably regrets going after that giant bale of delicious hay as it sits in the middle of a huge flood in Australia today. Image via AP]

Former Israeli President Moshe Katsav was convicted of rape and sexual assault in a Tel Aviv court today.

[People walk through the Smithsonian's National Zoo in Washington, D.C. Image via Getty]

The New York Times has a year-end list of "The 110 Things New Yorkers Talked About"! Obviously, it is the most important article the paper has ever published. But they left some big things off!

Geraldine Doyle, model for the WWII-era "We Can Do It" poster that later became a feminist standard, has died at 86.

After Venezuela revoked the visa of proposed American envoy Larry Palmer, the U.S. has responded by revoking the visa of Venezuelan ambassador Bernardo Alvarez Herrera. Is it just me, or are Venezuela and the U.S. totally flirting?

Are you bored? Try tweeting something mean at Piers Morgan, the British TV personality who is replacing Larry King on CNN. Chances are, he'll start Twitter-beefing with you. Welcome to America's new national pastime.

Those very gross anti-smoking ads in New York convenience stores have been banned.