Which Singer Plans to Fake a Britney Spears-esque Meltdown?
Her team thinks her chances of a comeback are better after a bit of scandal. This reality star wants to be in Playboy (duh) and this old Hollywood star has a strange masturbation ritual. That's his bit of scandal.
1. "Pulling a Britney. That's what her camp is calling it. To rocket this young singer to fame, they plan to replicate the highs and low of Britney Spears' career, eventually leading to a public meltdown in a few years. They are convinced they can handle a comeback better than Britney did and hope to land their sassy client in the pages of music history as one of the greatest singers ever." [BuzzFoto]
2. "Which hugely popular reality star is desperately trying to get onto the pages of Playboy? The barely legal gal - who's had a very rough and tumble year – is so desperate to get naked for the cameras that she is trying to recruit her younger co-stars to join her in posing in the buff." [BlindGossip]
"Usually with my Old Hollywood items the subjects are all dead. In this case, the star of the blind is very much alive. Our star is a former A++++ list actor. Never really any awards that counted but huge. Think something like Adam Sandler back in the day. And like Adam, our actor and funnyman was married and refused to cheat, but he loved to play. His favorite game was to find a willing woman and then he would have her come backstage and he would roll out a little shag rug and out in on the floor in front of him. Then the willing woman would be told to do a little dance, remove her clothes and stare longingly at the very tiny peen of our funnyman while he pleasured himself. He would finish on the carpet and tell the woman it was now blessed because of his sperm and her. He would then roll it up and use it again the next time." [CDaN]