A disfiguring dance floor accident forced David Arquette into rehab. Eva Longoria rebounds with Penelope Cruz's brother. T.I. gets "frisky" in jail. James Franco: "Maybe I'm just gay." Thursday gossip hits rock bottom.

Colbert was glad to hear that a publisher is taking the 200+ instances of the n-word is used in Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn. Apparently as a child, Stephen thought Jim was "so great I wanted one of my own."

British teen Oliver Taylor spent his holidays learning to play the Tetris theme song on Zeldas Magical flute.

Something to look forward to: some meteorologists are saying that the coming weeks could be the coldest January we've seen since 1985, with January 10-20 seeing the brunt of the freeze. New York City with highs in the teens! Great.

That's one way of dealing with weight gain you won't hear about in Weight Watchers. This reality show couple gets more physical than you imagined, and this entertainer is Hollywood's hottest beard. And, no, it isn't Jenny Craig.

Nobody puts this baby cub in a corner, except for the cat connected to the tail the bear cub was chewing on.

A new psychology paper purporting to demonstrate the existence of ESP is under assault from statisticians; a study linking vaccines to autism has been outed as a fraud. But this study on devious, lying, manipulative cats? No doubts whatsoever.

Sandra Lee, the celebuchef girlfriend of new New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, doesn't like to talk about her man. When a reporter asked why not at a press conference arranged to highlight her charity work, she left in a huff.

Watch nearly five minutes of opening couch gags from The Simpsons over the past twenty years.

Andrea Peyser: "Bring back shame." We're trying!

Owing to an unfortunate mixup, Andre Hall came home after the holidays to find his house razed to the ground instead of the condemned property next door. Pittsburgh City officials blame a contractor for the mixup. Whoops?

The Ted Williams story keeps rolling on: this morning, he was in an audio booth announcing the Today Show. Those pipes have gotten a lot of work in the past few days, but they still sound pristine.

Betsy Morgan, the former CEO of The Huffington Post, has taken a job running Glenn Beck's website. Hmm. Isn't there something troubling about leaping from one ideological organization to an opposite one so quickly? Morgan has a compelling explanation.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

British musician/activist Billy Bragg has no love for the racist British National Party, which he campaigned against in a recent general election. Now someone (BNP perhaps?), is sending his neighbors a letter calling him a "socialist leftist marxist." Sounds familiar!

The city of Rockhampton, Australia has been one of the hardest hit from the recent "biblical" flooding across Queensland, with water levels hitting a peak of 30 feet there yesterday. A Getty Images photographer is documenting the deluged city.

The Romanian government is trying to pull the country from recession, and part of the plan is to start taxing witches. In turn, witches are casting spells on the president using dead animals and cat feces. That doesn't sound good.

"One of the top 10 most dangerous pests," a khapra beetle, was found at Los Angeles International Airport. Make sure you save the date.

According to The Wall Street Journal, no one uses "dear" as a salutation when writing emails, because it is "girlie." This makes writing email so confusing! Luckily, we're here to help, with a guide to letter-writing in the 21st century.

Poor Tzvika! Thanks to an unfortunate incident with a lawnmower, our little turtle friend has trouble using her back legs. Luckily, vets at the Ramat Gan Safari in Israel were able to help her out with a pair of wheels.