You know how in movies and TV shows about prison, inmates use cigarettes as currency? That's apparently not the case in Florida. The preferred jailhouse currency across the Florida penal system is Mrs. Freshley's Grand Honey Buns.

Though it outs me as a fan of musicals and Bart's idea could never equal the Best Picture-winning Westside Story, I still admire this version of Sharks fighting Jets. Enjoy.

When standing next to a woman being interviewed for her bravery during yesterday's horrific shooting, it's best not to leave your phone set to jaunty. It's definitely not OK to answer the pho—oh, there he goes! Watch inside.

Soccer player David Beckham and his android wife Victoria are expecting a child sometime this summer! The creepily good-looking couple already have three kids named "Brooklyn," "Cruz" and "Romeo." What hilarious name will they give this poor child?

Amy Schumer talks blogging, banging, weight issues and Paris Hilton's chihuahua, Nicole Richie. Her self deprecating humor gets many laughs as she explores different topics in hilarious detail.

22-year-old Arizona shooting suspect Jared Lee Loughner planned ahead. According to court documents, police found evidence of an assassination plot against Rep. Gabrielle Giffords at Loughner's house, including a 2007 letter from Giffords herself.

An anonymous New Yorker has been exposed for using pictures of 24-year-old Army Ranger Sgt. Roberto Sanchez to flirt with women on Facebook. Sanchez died in Afghanistan in 2009, and the pictures were from his memorial.

Last night, SNL took on Natalie Portman's literal swan song, ballet/thriller Black Swan. Jim Carrey stars as the bizzaro Black Swan—complete with buffalo wing tattoos—let's just say that we much prefer watching Mila Kunis in the role.

We're just one week into the New Year and guess what? We have our first bank failure! The First Commercial Bank of Florida was closed by the FDIC on Friday, and it will only cost $78 million. Not bad.

Feds have filed five charges against Jared Lee Loughner, the suspect in yesterday's shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and 19 others: Three charges of attempted murder and two charges of murdering federal employees (a federal judge and Giffords staffer.

The sound of this baby laughing to Conan is enough to save his ratings. If that doesn't work, at least we know he'd fit right in on The Wiggles.

There could be no smokers in 30-50 years, according to a Citigroup analysis of declining smoking rates in Britain. Some day we may have to explain to our genetically-enhanced children what smoking was before plugging them in at night.

[An unimpressed George Clooney sits for an interview in Juba, South Sudan during the start of an independence referendum there. Image via AP]

On Tuesday, a passenger informed airport security that he was bringing a dead dog in a cardboard box on a flight from Newark to Los Angeles. This was fine, until officials realized it hadn't been properly screened for explosives.

For those who missed this Late Night gem, here's "The Pro Bowl Shuffle." In it, comedians rap Chicago Bears-style dressed as some NFL favorites (like Will Arnett as Brett Favre and Horatio Sans as Troy Palomalu.) Amusing lyrics included!

A team of scientists have published the results of a research project today which ties good music and feelings of euphoria together. For instance, did you know that listening to Samuel Barber's "Adagio for Strings" will get you so high?

A young Japanese woman adorably explains James Cameron's sprawling Titanic in less than two minutes.

Time was, Weekly World News reported on UFO sightings and all manner of human-animal hybrids. But the new supermarket tabloid hotness is a fake rumor about Facebook. Did you know Facebook is shutting down on March 15th?

Today some people won't be wearing pants on the subway, so watch out.

It's 5AM. You're a dude. You wake up sweaty, worried about your belly, your hairline, your prostate health…It's Manfear. Also called "Manstruation", Manfear is a very common disease for guys and it has been ignored for far too long.