Admit it, you always wanted to know how to say "Fuck You" in Sign Language.

Rudy Giuliani and several former Bush Administration officials who were criticized last week for attending a rally for what the State Department says is a terrorist organization—which was probably illegal—have responded. They say their terror group doesn't count.

A survey says women in their 40s are more likely to have sex on a first date than women in their 20s. Adult women, always having intercourse! They're "naughty" and "easy," according to the New York Post. Plus: commenters delight!

Suri Cruise, the only toddler in the world capable of "stepping out," hones her heralded fashion sense while shoe-shopping on Vancouver. See the immaculate daughter of Xenu clomp around in heels the way all little girls do, ahead.

When Donna insists that Cleveland spend time with her son Rollo, Cleveland takes him for a boy's day out. They stop at a record store and a bowling alley before discovering a nearby fairground that featured "Mutton Busting."

Showtime's new wacky, raunchy, and "edgy" series, Shameless, debuted last night with lots of boobs, buttocks, and kids doing drugs. Tossing a lot of off-color content together does not a good show make. Here's why.

McDonald's restaurants in New Zealand with free WiFi apparently block gay-themed sites like the slightly racy gaynz.com or the tame and cheery rainbowyouth.org.nz, sparking outcry in the Kiwi gay community. We're just upset that New Zealand's websites are so crappy-looking.

Ashley Turton, a lobbyist and ex-Hill staffer whose husband, Dan Turton, is the White House's legislative liaison to the House of Representatives, was found dead in a burnt car inside a Capitol Hill garage this morning.

Two Jersey Shore castmates recorded this 8-minute-long video in which they pretend to be Joy Behar on The View. In it, they talk about how they believe Joy hates modern-day guidettes because she was made fun of in school. Classy!

Last Friday night, Arianna Huffington was in Las Vegas, mingling with celebrities. And the next night? According to a tipster, Arianna was being escorted off a plane by Port Authority police—for wanton, unsafe Blackberry-ing.

Dick Winters's exploits during the invasion of Normandy (and other battles) were depicted in HBO's sweeping 2001 miniseries Band of Brothers, about airborne division Easy Company's WWII campaign. He passed away in Pennsylvania January 2nd, at the age of 92.

Sure, he's late to the game on this one, but if Peter Griffin does one thing well it's over-indulgence. Watch inside as his mind channels Madonna's "Ray of Light" and he makes it onto The Price is Right.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Slate, a website perpetually stuck in the interrogative case, provides an artfully useless Explainer column: Q: "Is there a reason so many murderers use their middle names?" A: "It seems to be a coincidence." Jared Lee Loughner's language conspiracy: disproved.

This young woman is powerless against a serious case of the lolz when she starts using the twirl effect on her webcam.

Here's Fred Phelps, head of "God Hates (Everyone)" Westboro Baptist Church, vowing to protest the funerals of those killed in Saturday's Tucson shootings. Including nine-year-old Christina Green. What a powerful demonstration of America's unparalleled Constitutional freedoms. God bless you, psychos.

Kristen Wiig, Jim Carrey and Fred Armisen play a "real" New York band with gig at Midtown's Marriott Marquee Hotel. The crowd of tourists is understandably uncomfortable by this gang misfits looking for a place to crash.

Between True Grit's smash success and Country Strong's steady progress, this is flyover country's world, we're just living in it. Elsewhere, Nicolas Cage scares up some foreign money (and witches) and the Fockers keep on focking.

Not surprisingly, Snooki's biggest fans also have the worst parents in the world.

Rihanna and Nick Minaj battle for sexy dominance. Lindsay Lohan has dinner with Sam Ronson. Gwyneth Paltrow is Rep. Gabrielle Giffords' cousin. Monday gossip is full of coincidence.