Complaint: Ben Carson Saved Real Money at Costco Approving Stock Options Fraud

Matthew Phelan · 10/13/15 03:04PM

Politics aside, few would argue that GOP presidential hopeful Ben Carson—a retired pediatric neurosurgeon—isn’t a bright guy. So what does it mean that, while serving on Costco’s board from 2002 to 2005, Ben Carson was accused of granting over 1.01 million shares worth of illegally backdated stock options?

Baltimore Police Officer Complains of Being Unfairly Interrogated by Baltimore Police

Andy Cush · 10/13/15 02:06PM

A judge ruled today that statements made by Baltimore Police Sgt. Alicia D. White, who is charged with involuntary manslaughter in the April death of Freddie Gray, will be admissible for use in her trial. White’s attorney had petitioned that the statements be suppressed, claiming without intentional irony that White’s rights were violated during an interrogation by the Baltimore Police Department.

Manhattan Woman Sues 12-Year-Old Nephew for Breaking Her Wrist With an Exuberant Hug

Jay Hathaway · 10/13/15 09:18AM

An Upper East Side aunt is suing her pre-teen nephew for six figures over a broken wrist she suffered when he excitedly jumped into her arms to hug her at his 8th birthday party. Her lawsuit claims his “negligent” and “careless” show of affection caused her serious injuries and losses, noting “I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate.” Damn.

U.S. Government Still Aiming The Cash Faucet At Fraudulent For-Profit Colleges

Chris Thompson · 10/12/15 10:25PM

Good news for all you scammers out there running bogus for-profit colleges: the United States government is wondering whether you’ve got some extra storage room in your basement for all these surplus billions of dollars it doesn’t have. Here, just take ‘em, man. They’re yours.

Goofball Hillary Clinton Trolls Trump in that Classic Hillary Way

Melissa Cronin · 10/12/15 09:43PM

As part of her not-forced campaign to seem less forced and more likable, Hillary Clinton has been engaging in some lighthearted trolling of the Republican party lately. Her latest totally spontaneous jab came outside the casino of James Bond villain/Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.