How Having a Dog Will Totally Prepare You for Having a Baby

Leah Beckmann · 01/12/11 08:00PM

Meet new parents, Alex and Ryan! Good thing they were able to practice on the dog before Baby came into their lives. Turns out having a dog is just like having a baby, and you can even reuse the kennel!

God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise

Brian Moylan · 01/12/11 07:33PM

[Jesus might have died for our sins, but who is going to help stop the flooding in Australia that has gone on for days and resulted in nearly two dozen deaths? Image via Getty]

Confessions of a Disney Employee

Lauren Soroken · 01/12/11 07:00PM

This former Disney employee tells it like it is inside the most magical place on earth. His experiences behind the scenes at Hollywood Studios cut right to the heart of the human experience: free food.

Your Zodiac Sign May Have Changed

Maureen O'Connor · 01/12/11 06:18PM

Astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to accommodate millennia of subtle shifts in the Earth's axis. Prepare to have your minds blown, all you people with easily blowable minds.

Guy Drives Around a Parking Lot Pranking Strangers, Hilarity Ensues

Leah Beckmann · 01/12/11 05:30PM

Watch as this jokester drives around a shopping center spitting nonsensical sentences at unsuspecting victims. Such nonsense includes, "take Grandpa's advice, because he never liked the color blue anyway." He somehow manages to maintain his deadpan delivery no matter the reaction.

Will Lights Out Be Another Success for FX?

Matt Toder · 01/12/11 05:00PM

Recently, FX has established itself as a great venue for interesting, edgy television - shows like Always Sunny, Damages and the Shield have made it a network filled with quality programming. How will its newest show, Lights Out compare?