During the Wørd segment of last night's Colbert Report, Stephen responded to those calling for a more reasonable and eloquent political discourse. "You know who else was eloquent?" he asks. "Hitler."

PBS' American Masters series positioned its spotlight on Jeff Bridges last night. As supreme actor in a talent-touched family, Jeff took his path of least resistance, and in turn some of film's most authentic characters live, and will live on.

After we published photos of his old house—and he gave Oprah a tour—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg moved out, relocating to a new security camera-studded home a few blocks away. Now his neighbors are gossiping—and they've sent us pictures.

Yesterday, Sarah Palin released a curious video wherein she accused the lamestream media of "blood libel" against her regarding her possible role in provoking Arizona shooting suspect Jared Loughner. Here's a supercut of every breath Palin took during that speech!

To celebrate being released from a mental hospital, Gucci Mane got a giant face tattoo of a three-scoop ice cream cone with lightning bolts shooting out of it and the word "Brrr." But why?

The seven seas have been the setting for many dramatic tales in film and literature. But when the cooking monkeys from Top Chef go fishing, it's kind of boring. How did they mess this up?

In your odious Thursday media column: Russell Simmons has friends in low places, Virginia Heffernan's out at the NYT Magazine, Brandon Holley has literary plans for Lucky, and Demand Media will now take your money.

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When Kathie Lee's away, fun co-hosts get to come join Today's wacky 4th hour. This morning, Jimmy Fallon co-hosted and randomly broke out into interpretive dance (channeling West Side Story, we think) to Akon's "Who Dat Girl."

Here's a spectacular and moody time-lapse video of New York by Josh Owens. Whether it' his technique or the music by Dredg, it makes us feel lonely and melancholy. It's still pretty damn awesome though.

Last night, ABC premiered the third show in the Shondaland universe, Off the Map, which isn't exactly a spin-off of either Grey's Anatomy or Private Practice but it does feel a lot like both of them.

American Media Inc., publisher of the National Enquirer and Star, is freshly emerged from bankruptcy, and already cutting costs with layoffs and mandatory unpaid furloughs. Now, we hear AMI's beleaguered employees are on the verge of total revolt.

Some group of shrill ninnies called the Illinois Family Institute is angry at Prairie Ridge high school teacher Jacqulyn Levin because she used a little mnemonic song called "the Vagina Dance" to help her sophomore students remember their anatomy lesson.

Today, the Situation turned up on The View to show off his latest trademarked merchandise — the "GTL" bag. It's a "suit bag!" It's a laundry bag! Not quite sure where the gym and tanning parts fit in, though.

After innumerable delays, Seth Rogen's Green Hornet hits theaters Friday, and he'll be riding shotgun in a '60s-era Chrysler Imperial modified with machine guns, missiles, and a flamethrower. Rogen: "We blow up a lot of sh*t on the 405."

The government doesn't want Emerson Begolly, the 21-year-old former Penn State student who allegedly bit two FBI agents in the parking lot of a Burger King when they tried to question him about apparent pro-jihad messages he posted online, released.

After Chris Brown called Raz B a "butplugged" "homothug," Raz's brother Ricky Romance threatened Chris with murder. Now Ricky's burying the hatchet, and his Jabberwock-like apology—featuring words like "fallaciloquences," "eclaircise," and "humgruffin"—is a work of art.

The former Attack of the Show host, controversial Maxim cover model, and new star of NBC's Perfect Couples appeared on The Late Show last night to talk about something, but all we heard was "Hey, America! Here are my tits!"

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

A new face from the Jared Loughner universe has emerged. Kelsey Hawkes was Loughner's girlfriend six years ago. How was Jared then, Kelsey? Great! His parents? Great! Any violent tendencies? None. Jared Loughner was a real Casanova. Video inside.