Here's a trailer for A Little Bit of Heaven, a romantic comedy starring Kate Hudson as a wackily free-wheeling woman dying of cancer. Hilarious! Whoopi Goldberg plays God while Gael Garcia Bernal plays Hudson's doctor/love interest. Will she actually die?

Three turkey friends embark on a thrilling adventure, filled with love, danger and of course lesson's learned. Just kidding, they chase a laser pointer around and have no idea what's going on.

[January Jones in Hollywood with her dog. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

In last night's Modern Family, Mitchell runs into a bitter f̶o̶r̶m̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶l̶a̶m̶e̶ high school beard with a seemingly very red-headed kid. Uh oh. Spoiler alert: it's just the ole kid-you-never-knew-about/ginger midget mix-up.

The Museum of Modern Art has acquired "Fire in My Belly," the controversial video piece that was booted from the Smithsonian a few weeks ago.

Robert Rizzo was making $800,000 a year as city manager of Bell, California, before being arrested for making $800,000 a year as city manager of Bell, California. Now, he's a volunteer parking lot attendant. (And still unattractive.) [LAT]

At a Yankee game, a group of rowdy young women decide to engage in one of America's other favorite past times. You know, the one where we throw beers and punch each other.

Oh look, it's a billboard for Rush Limbaugh featuring a bunch of bullet holes. This billboard is located in Tucson, Arizona. We blame the liberal media, somehow.

On Late Night, Potty-mouth Paul Giamatti talks about his disappointment with our recent snowstorm. He then discusses how a the beautiful New York snowfall turns into piles of dog crap and blood.

He sings about the ladies, but he's never bedded one. This actress needs to lose weight, and another actress thought she got an STD from her famous spouse. See, there are worse things than being a virgin!

Oprah consoled depression with the biggest mac 'n' cheese binge in history. Kelsey Grammer likes to wear women's panties. Johnny Weir realized he was gay while watching Pretty Woman. Keira Knightley is single. Thursday gossip eats its emotions.

According to Out magazine, anyway. In a sex survey, the mag asked participants to name the one celebrity they'd cheat on their partner with, and the top answer was Ryan Reynolds. Huh. Fine. More Richard Chamberlain for our moms then.

Eight year-old Elizabeth Hughes was doing an impressive rendition of the National Anthem at a Norfolk Admirals game, only to suffer a microphone malfunction just as she hits the high notes. The crowd's reaction will melt your heart.

Today is Day Two of the burgeoning rap career of Tom Hanks' son Chet, a.k.a. CHET HAZE. You thought he was all about getting high at Northwestern University? Wrong! He's also about getting high in the fancier parts of L.A.

Remember when two Jersey Shore gals mocked Joy on YouTube? She chalks it up to imitation being the sincerest form of flattery and said she was surprised to see the video because she "thought AA meetings were private."

On your mark, get set... face plant!

So, Denis Leary doesn't actually post his tweets. Conan doesn't either but he has an excuse. Dennis proves how old he is by accidentally saying that he doesn't know how to get his tweets from his typewriter to the internet.

Sarah Palin is a strong leader—but not strong enough to unilaterally spout off about "blood libel" and get away with it. No! She needs media supporters for that. Thank god for Andrea Peyser, decrying "fascistic censorship." (By the media!)

This video will make you think twice about dozing off on the subway.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.