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Three-time Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison will retire in 2012, instead of letting Tea Party primary voters stampede her out.

As a young model, America's foremost wet dream Christina Hendricks posed for a trippy Playboy editorial, in which she donned a blonde wig and silver lamé bikini to romp with a greased-up Speedo model and a crazy clown.

Jimmy Fallon's done it again—reunited a group from our past. For those not familiar with the 80s hit "Genius of Love," you may recognize it better as the song Mariah Carey sampled with her 90s hit "Fantasy." Enjoy!

Whoever buys "the identity of 'Banksy'" on Ebay for $25,000: send us a copy.

We all have embarrassing prom photos, and here's one of John Krasinski of The Office that a friend of Gawker sent in. It's not that embarrassing—for a prom photo. Is yours worse? You can win a prize!

Watch as two no nonsense children get into an argument. It's eerily similar to an adult fight, but their little kid brains haven't quite got it down to a science, yet.

Democratic Sen. Mark Udall wants members of the two parties to sit together at the State of the Union, as a sign of Unity. That sounds harmless enough! Meaning it's probably too naive.

Who the hell eats at Panera Bread Co.? That's a trick question because everyone knows the answer is "Hippie suckers with lots of money." They're so hippie and rich that they just pay without even being forced to. Suckers.

Last night's episode showed us that the tired expression, "beauty is pain," is still alive and well among beauty pageant contestants—and their mothers.

Amy Chua, author of the Wall Street Journal's much-maligned "Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior," did a Q&A about her heinous child-rearing techniques. She swears she isn't that monstrous. Watch the "tiger mother" do her best impression of a harmless kitten.

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It's natural that band members won't always agree on everything. Case in point: this painfully hilarious video of a horrible band performing a horrible song, followed by an extra-horrible guitar solo, followed by an angry smack to the face. Ouch!

Police were called to Mullets Sports Bar outside of Chicago after a man pulled a framed photo of Saved by the Bell character A.C. Slater from the wall and smashed it on the ground. What was his rationale?

On last night's installment of Top Chef: All Stars, the cheftestants had to catch and prepare their own fish. While their deep-sea adventure was a leisurely change of pace from last week's drama, tensions were still bubbling under the surface.

[Signature seekers swarm Chloe Sevigny at the Season 5 premiere of "Big Love." Image via Pacific Coast News.]

The British are now hunting the most dangerous game: mankind. Bwahahaha! It's all in good fun though.

Unsurprisingly, as she is the world's most perfect person, Gwyneth Paltrow really gets how hard it is to be a working parent. Luckily she's decided to document a typical mothering day in her newsletter Goop, for our benefit.

Where was Speaker John Boehner last night? He wasn't at the president's memorial service in Tucson. And breathless reports are claiming he wanted to hobnob at an RNC cocktail party instead. That monster! But maybe there's more to it.

Here's a video that someone took over the course of an hour of a roundabout in Erfurt, Germany. After recording the massive, embarrassing confusion that occurred during the hour, our videographer edited it down to the best (worst) two-and-a-half minutes.