Somehow animal guru Jack Hanna convinced David Letterman to invite "the smelliest animal in the world" into his shirt. It's called a zorilla and though cute, I bet he could really scratch you up.

Depressed college kids! Depressed video game kids! Depressed adults! Depressed B12! Depressed tooth decay! Depressed ginger! Depressed surgeons! Depressed ladies! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—quite happily, thank you!

As Brad put it, "She has a very sexy, unique look but on the same hand—the girl has fangs." Here's the moment Madison reveals her vampire-like mouth to Brad.

On Conan, Cameron Diaz came on to talk about her ruckus life growing up on the streets of Long Beach. As she goes on, her story gets more and more offensive. Of all days, Cameron!

A cross-country skier found a roll of film in Brooklyn's Prospect Park after the December 26th blizzard and, curious, developed the film. Now he's trying to track down the unknown photographers, using the power of YouTube. Help him, won't you?

The Kinkajou is an exotic rain-forest mammal native to Central and South Americas. It is also Hoda Kotb's new boyfriend, apparently.

At least three people have been wounded in a school shooting incident in Gardena, California, a town in Los Angeles County. All the victims are students, early reports suggest. Update: KTLA reports only two victims, says shooting was accidental.

Watch Rob Lowe get the news that Parks & Rec comes back this week. He throws hot coffee onto Aziz, orders Aubrey around like a production assistant, punches Adam Scott in the face, and berates Amy Poheler. Hilarity inside!

The FCC has approved the proposed combination of cable provider Comcast and NBC Universal. Pretty soon one corporation will own everything.

Last week, HIMYM broke the sitcom mold by killing of Marshall's Dad. This week, the crew heads to Minnesota to be there for Marshall at his father's funeral. Raise your hand if you found yourself teary-eyed during the episode...

To succeed in America, you must get a college degree. To get a college degree, you must go into a soul-crushing amount of debt. And what do you get for all that money? Not learning. College kids don't learn stuff.

Before he rose to notoriety as the founder of Penthouse magazine, Bob Guccione allegedly wrote letters soliciting customers to buy his dirty photos at the bargain rate of 10 photos for $2 under the pseudonym of "Robert Gucci."

No one knows how to party like the guidettes of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time. But the drinking can go from fun to filthy. Let us have a close look at Snooki's drunkest moment.

Lots of people are afraid of snakes, including grandmothers. So it's strongly advised you don't attempt to casually hand one off to one, real or fake.

In the past few days, it's become conventional wisdom that Ricky Gervais's performance hosting the Golden Globes was a mean-spirited affront on the common decency and small-town values of Hollywood's upper echelon. They've effectively got him blacklisted from the awards.

This video was taken in Bosnia where a restaurant owner lets people buy non-alcoholic beer for the bear. To be fair, we'd also need a drink if we were locked up in a cage like that.

Piers Morgan's CNN talk show debuted last night with 2.1 million viewers, compared to a 657,000 average in that time slot last quarter. (Although reviews sucked.) Thanks, Oprah fans! Unfortunately, Piers, it's all going to be downhill from here.

Now here is something you don't see every day, giant drunk puppets stumbling through the streets of Ireland.

Last week we published the disembodied testicle pictures that prompted Philadelphia magazine to fire editor Larry Platt. Consequently, Philly staffers dug up other Plattian treats—like these pictures of Platt dropping his pants. [Update: Platt's response below.]

The European Union sent out a school calendar that mysteriously omitted every Christian holiday. They claim this was a mistake and they just forgot, but Gretchen Carlson isn't buying it one bit.