In your outrageous Tuesday media column: a publisher thinks it is the boss of the DC press corps, some good news for newspaper pay walls, a Yemeni journalist is jailed for "assisting" al Qaeda, and staff departures at the NYDN.

Hours before taking the oath of office yesterday, Governor-elect of Alabama Robert Bentley gave a speech saying that he intends to unite Alabamans and that he is "color blind." Everyone felt great! Then Bentley said he wants everyone to convert.

Forget those insufferable shades. Inventors Post and Vogel have discovered a new way to view the third dimension. Simply attach blue teeth to your head, promptly lose control of your facial muscles, and commence to blinking back and forth repeatedly.

[Amy Adams and Jason Segel sing and dance on the set of the new Muppets movie. A skirt lifting occurred after a dance lift that was actually quite graceful. See it after the jump.]

On this morning's Access Hollywood Live, Jennifer Lopez shared a "cute" anecdote about how her twin children react to her bronzed body. How "cute" is it that her children think that she's turned into chocolate?

Last night, House returned with a torn-from-the-headlines case involving a "subway hero" and a formidable new adversary played by... "Murphy Brown." Meanwhile, Dr. Taub's likeness is chosen for a hospital marketing campaign, and hijinks ensue.

No, you won't be having another of your Anderson Cooper-as-God fantasies when you go see How to Succeed in Business... on Broadway this spring and hear the silver fox's voice. The CNN anchor is providing the show's prerecorded narration.

With the introduction of some new characters and the return (!) of old ones, the second episode of this season's Greek does not disappoint.

Former Nixonite and Fox News mastermind Roger Ailes is extremely paranoid, hyperpartisan, and quite possibly insane. He never struck us as the sensitive type. But according to a new Esquire profile, Ailes spends much of his time being downright hurt.

We've already seen the glorious infographic of Leo's crying career, so why not take a look at his acting chops when it comes to completely losing his mind? Evidence of Leonardo DiCaprio being every casting director's dream, inside.

Last night was the premiere of MTV's American version of the British teen drama Skins, a frank and graphic depiction of semi-urban youngsters smoking drugs and hopping into bed with one another. Unfortunately, something got lost in translation.

The lunchtime clock slows down every day 20% at 11:00 and speeds up 20% at 11:48 until it rights itself at 1:00. This gives you an extra 12 minutes of lunchtime to enjoy. That's a full hour a week!

If your cat happens to find it's way stuck up a tree under no circumstances should you shake the tree uncontrollably as you may not only put your cat in danger but yourself in danger as well.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

After 18 years of memorizing math equations while chained to a stake, Sophia Chua-Rubenfeld has escaped the basement cage where "superior Chinese mother" Amy Chua keeps her. Unfortunately, she has Stockholm syndrome. Either that, or her mom isn't that bad.

Ah yes, the old hidden-knife-trick-gone-awry routine. Watch closely as this macho magician attempts to uncover the hidden knife, only to fail miserably (and gruesomely) on live television. Real or fake? You decide.

Pirates took 1,181 hostages in 2010. The most ever recorded! This won't end well, Somalia.

After 28 years of hosting his morning show, Regis Philbin has decided not to renew his contract when it expires this Spring. Video of his announcement from this morning, inside.

It wasn't easy convincing the network bigwigs that Star Trek was a sure thing but Roddenberry was on a mission. Here Shatner talks about how the show moved on from its rough start to become a vehicle for social commentary.

Elton John debuts his surrogate-born baby. Christina Hendricks lost an $850,000 diamond bauble. Christina Aguilera picks a catfight with a co-star. Octomom makes her fetish film debut. Tuesday gossip is miraculous.