Steve Jobs's Cancer Secret Revealed Following Source's Death

Ryan Tate · 01/18/11 05:41PM

Steve Jobs took a secret flight to Switzerland in 2009 for cancer treatment, reports Fortune, suggesting a radical, all-out fight against his ailment. Fortune agreed to keep this a secret, but now that their source is dead, the deal's off.

Take a Tour of Bill Nye's House

Whitney Jefferson · 01/18/11 05:21PM

A few fans stopped by Bill Nye's actual house, rung the doorbell, and got him to participate! He kindly shows them around his house, making sure to stop by his electric meter which runs backwards, in case you forgot.

It's Not Wasted Money If You Had Fun Wasting It

Hamilton Nolan · 01/18/11 05:06PM

The Way We Live Now: wasting money. Just absolutely blowing scrilla like there's no tomorrow. We're on a paper chase—chasing it right out the door, into a fire or something! Wasting money's great. Until you run out of money.

Chelsea Handler Plays Hooky on Her Own Show

Blair Baxter · 01/18/11 05:05PM

Chelsea Handler decided to play hooky on MLK day in Hawaii and left the round-table in charge. Clearly, the next in the command chain should be her assistant, Chuy.

Ross Matthews Tries to Prove Celebs are Actually Talented

Preksha Kumar · 01/18/11 04:45PM

Ross Mathews interviewed celebs on the Golden Globes' red carpet about their "secret talents". Yes, it's hackneyed but there are sufficient sexual innuendos and charming moments with Zachary Levi to make it more entertaining than the standard gushy interview.

Johnny Depp Needs to Take Himself a Little More Seriously

Richard Lawson · 01/18/11 04:37PM

Just every once in a while! Rather than playing cartoonish Indians from old Western serials. Also today: Clint Eastwood continues to cast his J. Edgar Hoover movie, a terrible show gets renewed, and old people get a second chance.

TV News, Links, and What to Watch Tonight

Whitney Jefferson · 01/18/11 04:30PM

Community prepares for a Dungeons & Dragons episode, Rescue Me's series finale will coincide with the anniversary of September 11th, and the Scrubs hospital will be demolished as soon as Childrens Hospital finishes filming.

Oprah and Gayle Get Groped By Horny Koala Bears

Whitney Jefferson · 01/18/11 04:19PM

Upon arriving in Queensland, Oprah and Gayle's first stop was to see koala bears. This clip begins with the marsupials getting handsy with Oprah's boobs and ends with Gayle and Oprah gawking at two koalas banging in a tree.

If All Superheroes Were Hipsters

Preksha Kumar · 01/18/11 04:12PM

If superheroes were all hipsters they'd probably tweet, take art exams and knew about Mars way before it was "cool". Hopefully, this isn't the next big reinvention in superhero films despite the obvious comedic potential.

You Too Can Be Internets Famous

gawkercreative · 01/18/11 03:59PM

All you need is a golden voice, some cats and a precocious baby. Oh, and a recording device. Take the quick survey inside, email your answer to the question to surveys@gawker.com, and you'll be entered to win a Kodak Playfull Video Camera. Kid, you're gonna be a star!

Charlie Sheen's Guide to Hiring Hookers

Maureen O'Connor · 01/18/11 03:48PM

TMZ acquired an email allegedly showing Charlie Sheen hiring a hooker in Las Vegas. Gone are the days of Heidi Fleiss! New media has empowered men to find and hire hookers by themselves, on websites like CityVibe.com.