Yikes! You know the Superbowl is just around the corner when homemade fan videos start popping up around the internet. This video features four Bears fans singing and rapping about why they're better than Greenbay. Highlights? "Duck America's Fairy Land."

Happy Parks & Rec is back day! The show continues its streak of hilarious viral videos this week with Aziz Ansari's creative new credit sequence. Let's just say that it features a lot of Aziz (and nobody else.)

There is no hope. Discouraged and terrified scientists now tell us that the modern urban bedbug has spent the last decade drinking in our best poisons while emitting tiny cackles, growing stronger and stronger and stronger and scarier.

Even casual cable television viewers have probably noticed how oddly prevalent ghost hunting shows are. Every network seems to be getting one, so here are five made up shows that are almost certainly on their way.

After falling into a mall fountain while texting, Cathy Cruz Marrero now wants to sue the mall for not coming to her aid quickly enough.

M is for Memes! "Daily internet culture" blog, Rocketboom has created an alphabetized review of some of the best memes around. It's pretty clear that an adorable British accent, plus memes, plus rhymes, equals Charm City.

Sex on demand is part of her job description. This actor is rude to the ladies, and this actress turns off men with her tacky sex toys. She should get herself a dutiful assistant.

Watch Belgian tennis star Kim Clijsters embarrass commentator Todd Woodbridge on live TV over text messages he sent to a mutual friend. Apparently, he had speculated she was pregnant, as she "looked really grumpy and her boobs are bigger." Awkward!

Fifty Iraqis were killed and 175 wounded in bombings near Karbala today. Tomorrow, we won't remember.

On Conan, Natalie Portman reveals the proposed titles for No Strings Attached including the original title Fuck Buddies. She also put herself on the bubble for the "Oscar Winner F-Bomb Hall of Fame".

Just pick from among the hot bare-chested dudes populating the 6-part original television event known as Spartacus: Gods of the Arena that is premiering tomorrow night on Starz. The obvious choice is the nappy-wearing, dirt-speckled, Clive-Owen-with-long-locks specimen who stands second from the right.

On Late Night, 89 year-old Betty White doesn't understand why Regis is retiring at the ripe old age of 79. Then she tells us the first thing she would do if she took over for him.

Craig Rowin is a Brooklyn comedian who writes for The Onion. Last November, he posted this Youtube video that simply asked for some rich person to give him a million dollars. Now he says: someone is. Really, Craig Rowin? Really?

The FBI says it's begun arresting more than 100 alleged gangsters from six New York and New Jersey mob families this morning in what it calls the largest Mafia round-up in New York history. If you're a mobster, hide now.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Don't use the bathroom at Duane Reade — someone might be watching.

[Paul the Psychic Octopus, who correctly predicted World Cup match winners, was honored today at the Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany with this monument. Paul died in October. Image via AP]

Remember the Arizona restaurant that served lion burgers during the World Cup? Well, another Arizona restaurant (go figure!), Boca Tacos y Tequila is taking pre-orders for African lion tacos, which will be available next month for $8.75 each.

Police in Britain released this video of idiot teenagers car surfing in West Sussex, which resulted in driving bans for two people. In the video kids take turns flying around a parking lot, but they don't even do it right.

First, former dictator "Baby Doc" returned to Haiti, but was quickly detained. Now, ex-President Jean-Bertrand Aristide says he just wants to return as a "simple citizen in the field of education," and because his eye doctor told him to. [NYT]