Gen. Petraeus' team has responded to the story of destroyed Afghan town Tarok Kolache.

When people say, after sex, "I can't move," they usually mean it as a compliment. But you should make sure! Because they might mean it literally. Like the woman in New Zealand who was partially paralyzed by a hickey.

Looking to have a nice little cry? Not a sad one, but a sort of sweet, hopeful, lump-in-the-throat kind of deal? Meet nine-year-old Isaac Saldana, who, behind his mother's back, sold his toys to donate $2.85 to Rep. Gabrielle Giffords.

Obama looked damn good at last night's State Dinner for Chinese president Hu Jintao. Maybe a little too good. His salt-and-pepper locks seemed noticeably darker. Did Barack Obama get a quickie dye job?

During last Saturday's Miss America pageant, something magical happened: Miss Arkansas, Alyse Eady, performed a ventriloquism/yodeling act during the talent portion of the competition. Tonight, the runner-up appeared on the Late Show and performed—twice!—for David Letterman. Watch inside.

Yesterday, talk radio king Rush Limbaugh made headlines for his racist impersonation of Chinese President Hu Jintao. Tonight, Stephen Colbert humorously recapped the debacle, before begging Limbaugh not to steal the only racist impression that he's good at. Watch inside.

Undercover British cop Mark Kennedy sparked a scandal by sleeping with the environmental activists he was supposed to be spying on. Now, two other cops are accused of sleeping with activists while undercover. One cop even got married to one!

Tonight, Jon Stewart used Congressman Steve Cohen (D-TN) as an example of the propensity for lawmakers to refer to/suggest that those who disagree with them or lie about something are Nazis. Then, Stewart called for an end to the madness.

In the midst of NBC's Thursday comedy lineup exists a brand new comedy about three different couples and how they deal with friendships and romantic relationships. Unfortunately, both the show and the couples fell a little short of being faultless.

Tonight, 30 Rock returned from its holiday break with the news that Jack and Liz had accidentally married each other—which turns into a hilarious tit-for-tat game for both of them. Inside, a video montage of the relevant scenes.

In his infinite tactical genius, Michael plans sad and happy parties for himself depending on the state of Holly's relationship. He may jump the gun a bit, but this is valuable advice. Plan booze for the best and worst.

Cybercriminals have gotten so sophisticated recently that their operations are almost indistinguishable from the legit businesses they rip off. Here's a "menu" of services offered by cybercriminals, including working physical credit cards and fake storefronts to scam unsuspecting Internet users.

Tonight, Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais gave his first interview since Sunday night's controversial show to Piers Morgan. Defiant as ever, Gervais not only defended his jokes, but even suggested that people were wrong to be offended. Video highlights inside.

Fabrice Fabrice (A.K.A Nick Kroll) discusses the Jackson patriarch, who really likes fried chicken, and the spell John Oliver has cast on his wiener.

While New York City college student Hubert Blackman was vacationing in Las Vegas he hired a stripper to come to his room. She gave him a lap dance and performed a sex act on him (illegally). Now he's suing.

Pop star Katy Perry swung through Facebook's headquarters for a visit. What did she do there? Pose with employees, eat at the cafeteria, and not much else as far as we can tell. But it looked fun for the employees!

Roger Ebert, who lost his lower jaw to cancer, just got a brand new prosthetic chin made out of silicone. Looks pretty good! Ebert says he'll wear the prosthetic during his new PBS show.

The production company behind the TV series Bones has announced a biopic on Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. It will be a thriller—a "suspenseful drama with a global impact". But who's going to play Julian Assange?

Hello again! Because last night's live-blog of the American Idol premiere was a success, we decided to do it again tonight. So, stop what you're doing, get in front of the television (and your computer, duh), and join us inside!