Bristol Palin confirmed the rumor that she's dating a 20-year-old Alaskan pipeline worker. "Tripp loves him," the winsome lass of the northern tundra (and Arizona desert!) said. Quick, somebody figure out the new guy's name and raid his Facebook page.

Less than two weeks after checking into rehab at Dr. Phil's insistence, golden-voiced former homeless man Ted Williams has checked himself out against medical advice. This isn't the happy ending everyone was hoping for when this story started.

RuPaul loves wigs, surprise! When asked in a viewer email what he thinks about Kim Zolciak's wigs he lays it all out there and says "I love a wig", apparently even merkins.

Ex-Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty will be running for president soon, so this exciting new clip must be his "hype video." It's shot in ultra-widescreen and feels like one of those summer blockbusters where movie stars fight aliens. It's hilarious.

This time-lapse video shows a dehydrated plant completely revived in thirty minutes after being watered.

Future NBA star John Salley was like any other young man, he liked what he wasn't supposed to like. In this case he liked a much older woman. Here John tells us what his mother thought about the situation.

"43% of Hispanic women who live alone, and 34% of black women who live alone, live in poverty."

This guy with no legs skateboards better than most.

This kid takes the art of sandwich making seriously and wants to show the world his love for turkey and cheese on toast. It turns out he also knows how to make a knuckle sandwich.

Doritos posted two gay-themed commercials from a contest the junk food company held for potential Super Bowl commercials. What do you think of these spots? Are they good-natured fun or mildly homophobic?

The Way We Live Now: just messing with you, but seriously. Sometimes you hear something so crazy you're like, "You're just messing with me." And they're like "Yea—but also, it's true." We can't even afford to die any more.

Jared Lee Loughner, the 22-year-old accused of attempting to assassinate Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killing several others in a mass shooting spree in Arizona earlier this month, pleaded not guilty in federal court in Phoenix on Monday.

On today's The Talk, the girls did their best to talk about sports. The conversation, however, was lost underneath Leah Remini's attempt to hump everyone Steelers' Rashard Mendelhall style. Watch Julie Chen shut it down inside.

The Other One, the not-twin, is stepping out from behind Mary-Kate and Ashley's dual shadows at this year's indie film fest. Also today: news from said film fest, a Grey's alum gets a new gig, and a Mad Men update.

[When not playing a nerdy kid with a sweaty butt on "Glee," actor John Sussman likes to play Connect Four with his improbably hot girlfriend, an actress named Tess Hunt. Image via Pacific Coast News, click to enlarge.]

Several states may ban bath salts that contain the chemicals mephedrone and methylenedioxypyrovalerone because people are now snorting, injecting, and smoking them to get high. Doing that doesn't relax you, but will turn you into a violent psychopath. Go figure!

Holly Madison learns a couple things on this week's episode. 1) She needs to lose weight and 2) her ex boyfriend, Hugh Hefner, is engaged. Check out her reaction to both below.

Former Virginia Sen. George Allen, who was considered an early Republican frontrunner for the 2008 presidential election until he started throwing around obscure racial slurs in his failed 2006 Senate reelection bid, wants his seat back. Hide, minorities!

Judd Apatow attacks Ricky Gervais during his hosting duties at the PGA's, brush up on your RuPaul's Drag Race contestants Mad Men's Matthew Weiner's waiting for his contract, and lots of premieres tonight!

One of cinema's earliest, longest, most famous and eternally requisite action moments is the slap. So, what better way to celebrate that than with seven minutes of the movies' best slap-happy moments, all conveniently presented in a supercut! Watch inside.