Is your child going to be a drug-addicted criminal? Thanks to the powers of science, you can now find out, years in advance!

A town in England is planning on heating its public swimming pool with excess heat generated by a next-door crematorium. Sure, it's creepy, but think of the money that they'll save! And the ghosts that they'll get to swim with!

Tonight, more secrets about the murder of Beckett's mother start turning up as does the heat between this crime solving duo. All that unresolved sexual tension has to go somewhere. It's long overdue, but their kiss actually happened!

[A model wearing one of Italian designer Giorgio Armani's metallic space-costumes for his Haute Couture Spring-Summer fashion collection. Image via AP]

Like all real Americans, Texas' Republican Gov. Rick Perry hates government bailouts. He even started a petition called "No Government Bailouts"! So it's awkward that his state balanced its budget almost entirely thanks to the federal government's stimulus program.

Conan O'Brien welcomed Larry King tonight for quite the eclectic chat. The highlight, though, was King's story of how Ryan Seacrest changed his fashion style. In fact, every pair of jeans that King wears is sent to him by Seacrest!

Last week, Many Fox News commentators condemned Congressman Steve Cohen's GOP lawmakers/Nazi comparison. When Megyn Kelly was told that many on her own network have done the same thing, she denied it. Tonight, Jon Stewart proved Kelly wrong. Way wrong.

In a welcome change in perspective, Beaver was all the rage on tonight's episode of Greek. As his mother always tells him, Beaver is the "star of his own show;" tonight's episode was truly all about the Beave.

Rahm Emanuel is doing his best to keep his name on the ballot in the Chicago Mayoral elections.

Click to viewDid you know there's a "supervolcano" underneath Yellowstone National Park? It covers some 925 square miles and it just "took a deep 'breath,'" causing the ground to rise 10 inches in some places. Is it going to erupt?

If the world was a nightclub, America would walk right in and North Korea, Iran and China would be doing shots. This irreverent video points out the unfortunate parallels between world politics and a night out at the club.

"Lucky," the terrifying monkey that bit 120 people in Japan last year, has been brought back under the watchful eye of the Japanese state after briefly escaping. She was captured using the sophisticated "call her name repeatedly" technique.

There will probably never be a Seinfeld movie, but this is a good consolation! Here's a fake—and incredibly impressive—trailer (made by recutting footage from the series) for Jerry the Great, about Seinfeld's desire to take over the world.

Last October a Russian man just barely missed getting hit by an out of control car and manages to walk away unscathed. Let's hope he bought a lottery ticket that day.

Facebook will change its "Friend Finder" to not uncontrollably spam your email contacts with Facebook solicitations. But only if you live in Germany, where regulators actually attempt to enforce privacy laws, and where privacy is an actual thing. [NY Times]

[Activists gathered in Washington today for the annual "March for Life" rally. Grown men dressed as George Washington and Captain America are the last people who should be telling women what to do with their bodies. Image via Getty]

When we last left Flav, he was doing reality-show-after-reality-show on VH1. What's he up to now? Why, opening up Flav's Fried Chicken in Iowa, of course!

Google made waves today with software that purports to banish ad tracking cookies. In reality, virtually no one will use the software, it doesn't banish ad tracking cookies, and Google itself is the leading tracker to begin with.

Today we did a little sighing about a Florida community that's relying on a combination Red Lobster/Olive Garden restaurant to save its economy. Sigh, we said. But one commenter in particular rushed to the much-maligned restaurant chain's defense.