In your yet-another-synonym-for-"snowy" Wednesday media column: HuffPo no longer cool, The Daily's latest launch date, Demand Media's distressingly popular, Michael Cohen leaves the Village Voice, Newsday hires people, and Brian Lehrer's a reasonable guy.

As a result of her interview on The View today, we've discovered some new reasons to love Yvette Nicole Brown. Her shining moment, though, was her defense of "bigger" women in Hollywood.

Well, this is weird. Florida authorities are stumped as to how a charred grand piano—weighing 650 pounds—appeared on the high point of a sandbar in Miami's Biscayne Bay. They're not going to remove it, either! Here's a video.

While most members of Congress politely sat through the president's speech last night, and many of them with members from across the aisle, one congressman sat in his office tweeting idiotic nothings about Barack Obama's socialism. Meet Rep. Paul Broun!

Well Ke$ha has gone and done it again. This new video, brought to you by Funny or Die, is a spoof on Disney- complete with cartoon rats bathing in Jack and Evil Mirror-Queen "sluts." Watch if you dare.

If you're familiar with Rich Juzwiak's blog, fourfour, then you undoubtedly know about his "weirdest cat in the world," Winston (catch up here). But did you know that Juzwiak has another cat, Rudy, who really likes to guard socks?

Watch as a wedding celebration is interrupted when a gazebo roof goes up in flames. Luckily the bridal party takes it all in stride, sipping champagne and taking an awesome set of wedding photos.

Italian-American groups are using MTV's decision to send the cast of Jersey Shore to Italy to revive their protest of the show. Really? They're still going on about this?

We don't usually involve ourselves with questions sent to advice columnists, since the advice columnist genre is all used up. But as a public service, we feel compelled to address the matter of Handling Mistaken Sexy Instant Messages.

Most Americans awoke early this morning to watch former Delaware Senate grifter-candidate Christine O'Donnell's State of the Union response, on Good Morning America. But here's the clip if you missed it. She didn't like it!

Remember the video of a man who's rapping and dancing in the street getting hit by an ice cream truck? (If not, watch here.) Daniel Tosh met the man for an interview and music video in last night's "Web Redemption."

If you're not already completely bummed out by the snow and cold weather, watch this.

Oh Lord. A Harps supermarket in Mountain View, Arkansas has placed a "family shield" over the Us Weekly cover of Elton John with his partner David Furnish and their new baby, to protect innocent children. From Mr. John's crazy glasses?

Bill Hader and Jesse Eisenberg have a friendly-but-boring exchange in these two new promos for this weekend's SNL. If this is the kind of humor we have to look forward to on Saturday, maybe we'll go out instead.

Congressman Dennis Kucinich bought a sandwich from the Longworth House Office Building cafeteria in April 2008, and bit into it only to find an unpitted olive that cracked a tooth. This month, he sued the cafeteria for selling "dangerous" sandwiches.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

It appears that some friends have gotten their golf cart stuck. An attempt to fix the problem results in a massive golf cart fail.

Passages, the celeb-friendly drug and alcohol rehab center whose Malibu facility charges nearly $90,000 per month, is considering opening a facility in the Hamptons—a fifth of their patients are from the Tri-state area! There's one major problem, though.

Though ratings dropped 50% in its second week, the much-maligned series Skins, MTV's adaptation of a British series about drugging, sexing kids, will not be canceled. Network execs say they're standing by the show. Standing, awkwardly trying to hide boners.

Despite being rescued by a stretcher, his injuries are far from over. Watch as the front guy carrying the stretcher proceeds to trip and then sit on his face, thus adding insult to injury, of course.