New York Times editor Bill Keller has spilled the secrets about his paper's dealings with Wikileaks and Julian Assange in a new Times magazine piece. Upshot: Assange is a weird sissy nerd, and he probably eats boogers.

Rep. Anthony Weiner, he's always got the jokes. Following last night's speeches, he told MSNBC that he "needed a drink" after hearing Paul Ryan's apocalyptic Republican response. And as for Michele Bachmann, she's "clearly not in touch with the mothership."

He's gonna do it. Maybe quickly, maybe slowly. Depends how he feels. But watch out, he's coming. Also today: lots of news about television, casting and pilots and stuff, as well as an update on that Will Smith Annie thing.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jesse Eisenberg produces snooze-worthy SNL promos, the debut of Joan and Melissa Rivers' reality show, and James Franco channels 127 Hours and gets his arm stuck in a mini-fridge backstage at the Daily Show.

Haven't gotten around to watching the Oscar nominated films yet? No problem. Simply watch these little tykes reenact five of the nominees and you won't miss a thing.

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Meet Marcel Kuemmet, a former journalist in Green Bay, Wisconsin who recently became homeless. Yesterday Kuemmet took to chronicling his experiences on video at a local library in the hopes of going viral and landing a job.

Last year, we caught Men's Health editor Dave Zinczenko reusing covers. Turns out that's not the only way Zinczenko recycles content: He's been ripping other writers' bylines off old Men's Health articles and passing them off as his own.

In a testament to the 24-hour news cycle, the morning crew at Fox News covers a "police chase" in which the perpetrator stops at red lights, drives reasonably slowly, and isn't actually being chased by cops. They've perfected small talk.

Below you'll find side-by-side comparisons of David Zinczenko's "The 15 Worst Health & Diet Myths" and the Men's Health articles it draws from. [See related story here.]

Old galaxies! Nabokov butterflies! Milk safety! Insomnia relief! Cell timers! Solar sails! Bat naps! Math extinctions! Ovulation dreams! Breast chips! It's your Wednesday Science Watch, where we watch science—wackily, come on!

Comedian Patton Oswalt has been traveling the globe to promote his new book, and Conan took some time to talk about the impact that constantly flying can have on a person. Barf bags, anyone?

Meet Maru. No, not the famous cat—Maru the puppy (a Shiba Inu, actually). In this short, sweet, and inarguably adorable video, Maru watches a video of another dog on his owner's iPhone. It confuses him—quite a bit.

After blocking Twitter, Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak's regime now seems to be cracking down on Facebook. When you're trying to violently suppress a mass uprising, after all, any unfettered venue for news and coordination constitutes a threat.

"I was at a basketball game tossing in the ball (#34) and #3 hit my eye and I punched him." So says Evan, who recently uploaded this video of him punching an opponent during a youth basketball game gone awry.

How did President Obama rally the nation last night with his Newt Gingrich-lifted slogan, "Winning the Future"? Are inspired 12-year-olds across the nation already building electric cars from algae? Perhaps. But mostly, people just remember Obama's "salmon" joke.

Chelsea opened the interview by congratulating Piers on his new gig because it's a "Step up from America's Got Talent." From there, it continued to the eventual discussion of being replaced by David Hasselhoff and 50 Cent.

That strange rumbling and eerie orange light coming from the West are signs that season six of Bravo's Real Housewives of Orange County is almost upon us. Further proof comes today in video form, a short but enticing season preview.

From the Onion SportsDome last night comes this clip mocking the media exploitation of small-town inspirational sports teams. Just remember: class struggles, educational problems, and racial issues are all less important than football.

Like the "mighty sequoia's of the Redwood forest," the Old Spice Guy, Isaiah Mustafa, is back in another awesome commercial. Yes, we remember those "striking brown eyes," and we're glad they're back.