Here's a cat video to trump all other cat videos (until the next great cat video, at least). Watch as the kitten, Caro, attempts to extract the bigger cat, Miho, from a plastic fortress. Caro just wants to play!

Before the Tucson shooting, cops says suspect Jared Lee Loughner looked up information about previous political assassinations and websites about lethal injections. How long until someone blames the shooting on the Wikipedia entry for John Wilkes Booth?

[It might be winter in many parts of the U.S., but it was perfect weather to celebrate Australia Day on the beach in Perth where this reveler got an eyeful at the Havaianas Thong Challenge. Image via Getty]

Hello! Tonight, American Idol is back with another always-entertaining audition episode (on FOX, at 8:00 PM ET). So, stop what you're doing, get in front of the television (and your computer, duh), and join us inside for our live-blog!

The Arkansas grocery store chain that put a "family shield" over a photo of Elton John and his partner has backed down and removed it.

Wigs aside, James Franco had some serious art going on at Sundance this year. Inside, watch video shot first-hand at his installation of Three's Company: A Drama.

Today we heard a tale of America's dirtiest hotel. It's pretty damn dirty! Which wonderful motel might be the next lodge down on this illustrious list? Well, one commenter submitted a nomination.

Facebook finally provided a way to keep any random jerk in the café from hijacking your account. But you have to go out of your way to enable this protection, and you might have to wait. Still: Jump on this.

The National Arts Club, located in a mansion on Manhattan's tony Gramercy Park South, is known for its historic building, famous members, and lavish parties. Too bad part of it is in shambles and stuffed with junk.

[Photo courtesy of Rafael Martínez Alequín, yourfreepress.blogspot.com]

Ellen Degeneres turned 53—that's right 53—today and her show was filled with birthday fun. There was a performance from the "Double Dream Hands" guy and Colin open-mouth kissed Ellen while Portia de Rossi watched.

How cool could a train video possibly be? Well, judging from this mesmerizingly beautiful video, VERY cool. Watch as a long-as-hell Burlington Northern Santa Fe freight train makes its way through the foothills of the Rockies—like a boss.

George W. Bush's greatest gift to this country, the color-coded terrorist warning system, is going away forever. The government is starting to phase it out this week. For now, let's look back at this system's one great contribution to society.

The Way We Live Now: conflating a concatenation of concurrent consequential...things. Just circumstances, really. We accept responsibility for our mistakes. We pray never to repeat them. Then we run off and do whatever! Whooooo, good times!

If you're afraid of heights, then you may not want to watch this, though the scenery alone—not to mention the feat—is breathtaking. Watch as this incredibly focused slackliner, Jens, skillfully maneuvers his way across Tasmania's infamous Totem Pole.

Rodale, publisher of Men's Health and employer of serial plagiarist David Zinczenko, explains why ripping writers' bylines off their work, and slapping Zinczenko's on, is OK: "The byline doesn't take credit for the work, but serves as an overarching tag."

Hollywood doesn't care about art—just money—so it's no surprise that many people are interested in knowing how much an Oscar nomination for Best Picture is worth in dollars. Finally, they have an answer.

[Lea Michele prepares to disembowel the lady standing between her and a camera, on the set for the "Thriller" episode of "Glee," which will air on Super Bowl night. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

The Gleeks get zombiefied for the Super Bowl, Project Runway gets yet another spin-off, Gloria Allred gets a courtroom show and MSNBC is rumored to be courting Alec Baldwin to fill Keith Olbermann's shoes.

Fox & Friends backslapper Steve Doocy burned Politico's Ben Smith big time today by reading anti-Ben Smith blog comments live on air. Related, there's a blog comment here that says "Steve's an anal wart." Is that "relevant?" Politics is complicated.