Kool Herc, the Bronx DJ who invented the break beat and thereby became the Thomas Jefferson of hip hop, spawned a musical genre that has made countless people millionaires. Not Herc, though; he's reportedly sick and broke.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

No one has so far been able to prove that Kim Jong-il's son, Kim Jong-un, is being groomed to take over North Korea... until now. Analysts and defectors have concluded that Little Kim's new fur hat proves he's taking power.

[A rabbit gets a cup stuck on its face as it goes for food at the bottom in Beijing today. Image via AP]

Before smuggling weed into jail inside your underwear, try vacuum sealing it first.

Indonesian singer Ariel was arrested last year under a strict anti-pornography law after a sex tape leaked of him with two women. While sentencing Ariel to 3½ years in jail today, the judge worried that "fans might imitate his behavior."

A cool place run by a cool guy exists in New York City, The New York Times reported on Sunday. The place, according to the Times, is cool because of the people who frequent it, as well as its amenities.

[A man in Bucharest, Romania, walks on a frozen lake. Image via AP]

Oral sex is totally awesome, which means it must be bad for you in some way. And now we know how! Apparently, a rise in certain kinds of cancer may be thanks to all the oral sex everyone has nowadays.

Myanmar's parliament met Monday for the first time in two decades. The military junta "enjoys a crushing majority."

Jayme Biendl, a 34-year-old prison guard at Monroe Correctional Complex in Washington state, was strangled to death on Saturday in the prison chapel. An inmate serving a life sentence, who may have been attempting to escape, is the chief suspect.

Tonight's Screen Actor's Guild held no surprises: The King's Speech, which I think is the prequel to Bridge Jones' Diary, won the cast and leading actor award, and Boardwalk Empire grabbed two TV awards. Click through for the complete list:

In this parody-that-could-be-real promo for TLC—"The Learning Channel. For some reason."—the increasingly sensationalistic (and just plain weird) network's new lineup is unveiled. What's on tap? Well, there's Little People, Tricky Fridge; The Divorce Horse; and much more!

Guess who's gonna have a brand new country come June 2011? The South Sudanese, who, in an overwhelming vote—like, 99-percent-"yes" overwhelming—decided to secede from the north. If you're wondering where tonight's party is: It's in South Sudan.

Le Hoang Hung, a Vietnamese journalist who was "investigating official misconduct," died after being set on fire in his home.

Because last weekend's Alec Baldwin-starring installment of Ina Garten's Barefoot Contessa was such a hit around these parts—and because why the hell not—I decided to recap yesterday's all-new episode! Picture this: Ina and Jeffrey in a steak throwdown.

Police in Tampa, Fla. have arrested 50-year-old mother Julie Schenecker for the murder of her two children. "She [told] us that they talked back and they were mouthy," said a police spokeswoman.

Brian Regan buys a refrigerator — and it is hilarious. All refrigerators do is keep your food cold so how hard could it be to shop for one? Watch and find out.

There are so many rules to follow when you're selling a house! Like, don't leave sex toys lying around the bathroom when you take photos for the online listing—the way this realtor did. (Photo is semi-NSFW!)

Someone is annoyed with Dylan Zéroosiix's little brother. A menu on Facebook's French language version has been hacked to poke fun at le petit frère de Dylan Zéroosiix. This was made possible by Facebook's reliance on free, crowd-sourced translation.