In your stuffed Monday media column: Tina Brown is making power moves, Hearst is making Hachette employees nervous, a PBS show may get canceled, Phish fans invade the media, and The Atlantic Wire gets a new boss.

Look out, Sad Keanu! This koala could give you a run for your money when it comes to sitting outside and looking bummed out.

Charlie Sheen's rehabilitation is poised to cost Warner Brothers up to $250 million in domestic syndication deals, plus millions more in ad revenue. In case you were wondering why they were willing to turn a blind eye for so long.

How would raging Tea Party Republican primary voters react to a presidential candidate who works for Barack Obama, the worst human in history? "Coldly," one might think. But Obama's ambassador to China, Republican Jon Huntsman, is going to try anyway.

As Sydney Fife and Peter Klaven from I Love You, Man, Jason Segel and Paul Rudd (and their beards) meet their favorite band of all-time Rush and invite them to come slap da' bass in the man-cave. Awesome.

Last night Cynthia Bailey got married on the season finale of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. To celebrate her nuptials—and the season itself—we got them the only gift we could afford: a poem.

Someone get a priest, a witch doctor, or at least some sedatives. This sinister demon cat is on the war path, but maybe it just really hates Mondays?

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

[Staring down cheerleaders at the Lakers-Celtics game, Zac Efron's face reveals feelings more complicated than those he exhibits in movies. Image via INF, click to enlarge.]

You can't help but smile when you see this baby otter having the time of his life playing with nothing but small rocks. I wish I liked anything half as much as this otter likes rocks.

Just when you thought the alphabet was getting a bit dull, this supercut, from The Big Lebowski to The Sound of Music, adds a little spice to the tune, showing your favorite movie characters singing from A to Z.

A University of Rhode Island professor of "entrepreneurial management" has been arrested for felony mortgage fraud. Entrepreneurial!

Best known for their annual No Pants Subway Ride, Improv Everywhere's latest mission featured "the worst ice skater ever" getting trapped in the rink as everyone else cleared the ice. Watch as he turns from novice to expert in minutes.

Iso has taken on a game of fetch, big snow drifts, and now bath time. Watch as he attempts to catch water, perfect his doggy paddle, and get clean in what might be his cutest video yet.

In terms of acting legends going toe-to-toe, this was a battle to end all battles. In the end, Anthony Hopkins squeaked out a victory. Meanwhile, The King's Speech is enjoying more of a clear victory, heading toward mega-hit status.

Since he didn't take care of his mistress she's taking it public. This actress has herpes, this actor needs Viagra, and this actress loaded up on swag at Sundance. That's how you live large without selling a sex tape.

Britney Spears overshadows the bride at a wedding. Claire Danes flies coach, and won't stop bragging about it. Charlie Sheen's rehab will take three months. David Arquette is done with rehab. Monday gossip is momentous.

Watch as a little girl named Molly sings "Steeler Defense" in preparation for Sunday's Superbowl. Touchdown for Team ADORABLE.

Hearst's long-awaited purchase of French media conglomerate Lagardere's international magazine business is finally official. The purchase price: $887 million. The upshot: Hearst may now be the most powerful decider of the future of the magazine industry.

Sure, the most-talked about moment of Saturday night was Mark Zuckerberg's awkward exchange with Jesse Eisenberg during the opening monologue. But did Zuck have an entire sketch written around his behind? I think not.