Good news, brosefs! Gracie the Bulldog is still riding her surfboard. Really, could this dog hang anymore loose?

She even carved the name of her show into her thigh. This pregnant actress is going to dump her man after awards season and another actress will dump her man if he doesn't get her pregnant. Everyone has priorities.

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American Apparel's campaign to clean up its porny advertising image by using porny art rather than photographs of live Eastern European sex slaves continues. Today: a full watercolor painting! Of a topless, 80s-style blonde. Baby steps. NSFW image below.

This promo (created by Steven Huybrechts) is for Belgian TV network Prime and features many American TV shows — but tiny!

Whinging tabloid attack kitten Andrea Peyser really hates the gays. And she really hates the Muslims. But sometimes, life presents her with a situation in which she can't hate both at the same time. Who does she hate more?

New York Times Co. profit fell by 26% in the fourth quarter, thanks to declining print advertising, as usual. UPDATE: this morning's staff memo from Pinch Sulzberger and Janet Robinson is below.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

[A firebreather performs during Lunar New Year celebrations in Manila, Philippines, today. Image via Getty]

A yearlong study has concluded that the Gowanus Canal is disgusting and dangerous.

Habitual texter and convicted murderer Charles Manson was caught again with a cell phone in a "highly protected area" inside the Corcoran State Prison, according to news station KCRA. Cell phones in prison are officially the hot new thing. [KCRA]

Rapper Juelz Santana was arrested Tuesday after police raided his New Jersey recording studio and found two loaded pistols and a bunch of "suspected marijuana" — all "within 1,000 feet of a school zone." Oops.

Ugandan police have arrested a suspect in the murder of gay rights activist David Kato.

[Pro-Mubarak forces (reportedly hired by Egypt's president to cause chaos) clash with anti-government protesters in Cairo's Tahrir Square. At least three died and 639 were injured during Wednesday's surprisingly violent protests. Photo via AP]

Usually, Valentine's Day candy hearts say boring things like "I LOVE YOU" and "MY BABY" (or, once, "WEB SITE.") But if you're lucky you'll get something exciting—like the 12-year-old who got a candy heart that said "NICE TITS."

Thousands of Yemeni protesters have kicked off their "day of rage" in Sanaa, the capital.

Why don't your grandparents like The Office? Possibly because they can't tell when the characters are doing embarrassing, inappropriate things. How do I know? Because scientists made old people watch The Office and recorded their reactions. Of course.

According to a new report, less than one percent of the U.S.-Canada border has an "acceptable level" of security. Mounties could be invading as we speak! Do you want your children listening to the Tragically Hip? Build a wall now!

Republican Georgia state legislator Bobby Franklin thinks that driver's licenses impose undue restrictions on the right of citizens to travel. So he's proposed legislation to stop the state from issuing them.

We've been talking about a '90s revival for years, but this makes it official: Beavis and Butt-Head are coming back to MTV this summer. Hopefully it won't be about Beavis and Butt-Head's sad lives as unemployed, alcoholic 30-somethings.