The Daily happened to interview Gabrielle Giffords about her love for her iPad, before she was shot. Today, they finally get to run the interview, with a new angle: her iPad is helping her speech therapy! Huzzah for repackaging! Blech.

Mama Mia! It was Prince Spaghetti Night on Top Chef when the Chef Boyardees had to make-a pasta for a bunch of old school Italians. It was just like the Olive Garden, except the bread sticks weren't as good.

Watch this funny sketch in which a group of guys (including Rich from 'Community') attempt to explain the subtle language of 'Girl Code.' Let's just say that some grasp the idea better than others.

To contextualize the allegation that LiLo stole a $2500 necklace, here's a handy guide to LiLo's kleptomania: $400,000 necklace, $11,000 mink coat, $35,000 Rolex, photo shoot jewelry, Louis Vuitton samples, her friend's clothes. Our hearts. [The Gloss]

Last night on Chelsea Lately, Rachel Bilson admitted her penchant for chubby babies (cue the Chewy joke) and pop tarts. Yes, fat babies are a thing that you must love when you yourself are a small pixie weighing in at 90 pounds.

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg was relieved that the groundhog voluntarily left his cabin during yesterday's Groundhog Day event, saying, "That was so much better than having to reach in and let the little son of a bitch bite you." Amen.

In addition to playing the accordion and writing parody songs, Weird Al has now taken it upon himself to correct our nation's poor public grammar. God speed, Mr. Yankovic!

The internet is in a snit today over a tweet sent by fashion house Kenneth Cole that used the current civil unrest in Egypt (and the #Cairo hashtag) to advertise its new collection. Kenneth Cole is worse than Mubarak! [Updated]

Laurie Shifler got so mad when the hospital said they couldn't allow her husband to photograph the actual birth of her eighth child, Kaelii, that she started a petition. "It's about our rights [to baby-in-vagina photos]," she says. [NYT]

Last night the Idol Thunderbus rolled into Austin, Texas for a sweet sampling of country jams. It was an episode that was as laid-back and easygoing as the city in which it took place. Giddyup.

Remember when every network was doing the workplace sitcom? Or a few years later when every comedian landed their own show? Then there was the reality show craze, after that the single-camera sitcom - now it's the "crazy indian" character.

Over the past day and a half, Egypt has transformed from a thrilling dream story for journalists into a place where being a journalist is seriously hazardous. First the physical attacks; now, the arrests. A quick rundown, below.

House Republicans have given up on their quest to determine which types of rape-induced pregnancies should be eligible for federal abortion funding. "Forcible rape" has reverted back to "rape" in their impending abortion bill, which is still obviously very radical.

Watch as a man cuts off all of his hair to draw attention to our depleting natural resources. Does his message get across? Not really, but he has a crazy beard and who doesn't love a crazy beard?

[Justin Bieber meets Chris Rock and his daughter at a Knicks game last night. Photo via Splash]

Those of you hoping for a lecture on magnetism will have to settle for Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope's "thoughts" on religion, record-label independence, and the cultural significance of their annual "gathering" of robust australopithecines deep in America's bowels.

An Italian researcher claims Leonardo DaVinci used his apprentice and gay lover Gian Giacomo Caprotti as the model for the Mona Lisa, the most famous painting in the world. We did always think her hands were kind of large.

Halle Berry's custody battle gets ugly. Jennifer Aniston could have been an SNL cast member. Whoopi Goldberg on shitting the bed. Lindsay Lohan didn't steal that necklace, she "borrowed" it. Thursday gossip has feminine wiles.

Washington Redskins owner and despicable rich guy Dan Snyder has, in typical dumb fashion, followed through on his threat to sue the Washington City Paper, for being mean to him. He also says they are anti-Semitic. What a stupid idiot.

Here's a trailer for Win Win, the new movie from Tom McCarthy, the actor/writer/director whose previous works, The Station Agent and The Visitor, garnered much acclaim. In this one Paul Giamatti plays a lawyer and wrestling coach grappling with life.