Starbucks' new "Trenta" size coffee cup can hold an entire bottle of wine. And already does, for some of you.

Crime runs rampant in New York City, so when the boys of Captain Hippo stumble upon a woman in distress, they know they must intervene. Despite their best intentions, things don't go exactly as planned. Watch as our heroes get the shit kicked out of them.

Here's this guy merrily going about his business not realizing the horror he's causing those around him with his fashion statement. So, come spring, remember the impact your footwear choices can make.

Fox has scheduled its love-it-or-hate-it hit Glee in the time slot immediately following the Super Bowl. This means millions of drunk straight guys will watch the beginning and think, "What the hell?" We're here to fill you in.

Now drug cartels are trafficking in counterfeit software. Get that dust on your copy of Photoshop tested.

New research on "heart-synching", the effect two hearts' magnetic fields have on each other, suggests matching heart rates can indicate love. A reporter tests the real world application of this with a heart monitor and three awkward (read: unsuccessful) dates.

[Jennifer Lopez in New York today. Photo via Splash]

Congratulations to Hey, Boo Boo for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame.

This note went out to the New York Times newsroom today from Standards Editor Phil Corbett. Do not unpublish stories! (You must find slicker ways to cover things up, duh.)

Anti-abortion activists are busily stoking the lie that Planned Parenthood "aids and abets" sex trafficking, because an undercover camera crew caught some counselors advising purported minor prostitutes—and their pimps—on how to obtain abortions. There's nothing wrong with that.

The Way We Live Now: freezing our balls off. And by balls we mean "a metaphor for jobs," because jobs are what give Americans of all genders, thank you, the "cojones" to keep on truckin'. Castrated, economically, by a snowblade!

Wendy Williams tries to untangle the "mess" that is Bristol Palin's love life calling it very ghetto as in "Get-to-the-toe". *Facepalm* Also noteworthy is the maniacal, fake laughter about not wanting "that" in the White House.

Congress, having discovered Facebook last year, can't get enough of asking Mark Zuckerberg questions about its privacy policies. They just sent him a letter grilling him about Facebook's plan to give third-party developers access to more user data.

In this new teaser for her in-development show about wanting to be back on television (meta or irony?!), Sally Jessy parodies The History Channel's Swamp People. Watch her talk starvin' babies and chase squirrels until a ranger stops her.

Something's really bothering this cat as it looks into the camera with a heartbreaking expression, perhaps questioning the meaning of its life as it scampers up and down a pole. Or it really wants to get into its play pen.

Yes indeedy, the blonde wisp-angel is performing at this year's Oscars. Also today: turns out The Walking Dead actually does need writers, Ben Affleck might be headed to Tehran, and MTV finally says no to Lauren Conrad.

"The whole world is getting fatter, except perhaps for the women of Italy and Singapore." Skanks.

BBC host Myleene Klaas farted audibly on the live National Lottery TV show on Wednesday evening. Immediately after ripping ass (unless it was a loud belly rumble?) she breaks into a wide grin and giggles. Off camera, another host chortles.

[Real Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon in New York yesterday. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

Two cats encounter a metronome, one stays to endure the twitch-enducing torture long enough to confront and eventually destroy the apparent threat.