Shane Bauer and Josh Fattal go on trial tomorrow in Iran for spying and trespassing, but aren't allowed to see their lawyer beforehand.

[A man shows off his kung-fu skills at the Ditan temple during a Chinese New Year celebration. Image via AP]

Matt Drudge, the famously reclusive editor of the Drudge Report, has joined Twitter. And just like that, he goes from running a website with a design from 1998 to a social-networking service that was the hottest thing in 2008.

Maya Gilsey, the college student hounded by an angry mob on link-sharing site Reddit who thought she was a scammer, shaved her head yesterday to raise money for kids' cancer treatment. She raised $9,000, and Reddit helped.

After months of political wrangling to stay in power, Iraqi PM Nouri al-Maliki won't seek reelection in 2014 and will cut his salary in half "in order to not convert to a dictatorship," an adviser told the AP. How generous.

George W. Bush has cancelled an appearance at a Swiss charity gala after human rights groups put pressure on the government to arrest him for war crimes when he arrived. This is the exact opposite of a Roman Polanski situation.

Captain Hippo is an incredibly talented sketch group from the depths of Long Island. Here they bring you the latest and greatest product of the Justin Beiber Craze. A jar of his very own farts!

Las Vegas police on Wednesday arrested 29-year-old Anthony Carleo for allegedly robbing the Bellagio Casino for $1.5 million in chips, while brandishing a pistol and wearing a motorcycle helmet. Carleo was busted after bragging about the robbery on the internet.

Zach Efron got down with an Australian starlet. Charlie Sheen battles off porn stars. Lauren Conrad's reality show gets dumped. Russell Brand's unexpected high school picture. Gisele horrifies cancer doctors everywhere. Saturday Gossip roundup is aluminum-free.

Pope Benedict is a proud organ donor and considers it "an act of love." After some publicity, the Vatican says the Pope's donor card is now "de facto invalid" so his organs don't become relics in lowly human bodies. Nice.

Insulting someone (Bloomberg) by comparing them to Hosni Mubarak is now a thing here, apparently.

On tonight's Late Show, Domestic Diva Martha Stewart made some Superbowl treats with David Letterman. One problem: all Letterman wanted to do was bring up Stewart's stint in the slammer. She was not pleased—but she did get revenge!

In honor of Dana Carvey hosting "SNL" this weekend, here is a clip from his recent special "Squating Monkeys Tell No Lies". Watch as the king of impressions tackles a Gawker.TV favorite, Andy Rooney.

[The snow is everywhere! A storm in Dallas even attempted to ruin the Super Bowl. But clean-up crews at Cowboys Stadium will have the stadium ready for the big game on Sunday. Image via Getty]

The creators of Dead Grandma! combine that with a modern feel to tell the story of a young man who's haunted by his grandma's ghost.

Friday means movie releases! So if you feel like braving the elements to check one out, here are your options. There's a mumblecore mystery, a drama about Natalie Portman being sad, a spelunking adventure, and sexy roommate thrills.

Today we heard about the third dirtiest hotel and its sad child pornography connections. Yuck. Want even more yuck? Well, one commenter had to go there and be all gross, mashing together a bunch of gross internet things.

In this bizarre informercial for a three-day religious healing conference, Australian preacher Matt Ford can't stop making strange noises. Apparently, he'll also be teaching a "sex school". Sounds stimulating.

These pin-up girls can warm up the chiliest winter dwellings. We're giving away two prints from photographer Matt Schwartz's She Hit Pause Studios, and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!

Every wine seller's worst nightmare just came true in this CCTV footage of a guy narrowly escaping a cascade of wine bottles. The resulting mess is quite spectacular. Of course, walking barefoot afterwards was probably not a good idea.