Dave Attell goes from peeing his pants during a fight to sitting on a cucumber in just two minutes.

Police say they found a "small bag" of crack hidden inside the foreskin of one Antoine Banks, late of Fairdale, Ky., during a strip search ordered after another small bag of cocaine was found "tied to the waistband of Banks' boxers." There are, probably, better places on one's body to secrete contraband—certainly there are more comfortable places—but the drug-concealing ability of the male human foreskin is, I think, an under-explored aspect of the circumcision debate. [WLKY]

These people may look like they're on the surface of Darth Vader's planet destroying laser, but they're really just workers completing the roof of Singapore's new avant-garde ArtScience Museum. Another photo is on the right. [Photos: Getty]

Today we found out that, apparently, outer space smells like a NASCAR race. Hm, OK, I'll wait until there's affordable space travel to find out just what that smells like. Anyway, this news caused a commenter to wonder what space might sound like.

Minus the painted-on smiles, this Playmobil animation captures Joy Division's 1979 Peel session recording of "Transmission" pretty accurately. They even got the famous Ian Curtis seizure dance down perfectly!

Holy crap, it's actually happening: The AP reports that prosecutors plan to charge Lindsay Lohan with the felony grand theft of a $2,500 necklace.

If only Antoine Dodson were around in Black Swan to warn Natalie Portman that she needed to "hide her kids, hide her wife" from that crazy Mila Kunis!

New York is full of actresses right now, some of them relaxing, others working. But all of them, as we've interpreted from these paparazzi photos, are thinking about Ashton Kutcher. First up is Natalie Portman who, while waiting for a cab, remembers what it was like filming No Strings Attached. [Splash]

Sure, earlier today on The View Ed Helms did some impressions, but listening to Al Roker ask if "the Nard Dog" wants to fill Michael Scott's shoes when he leaves the show is pretty much perfect.

Watch these to guys pull out all the stops in a race to see who can get stopped by a cop first.

2010 witnessed the highest number of shark attacks in a decade. Close down the beaches! Before you feed into the false panic, note there were only 79 shark attacks last year around the whole world, up from 63 in 2009.

Fort Wayne, Indiana is a town divided today. The city decided to put the naming of its new government center to a public vote; voters chose to name the building for one of the town's former mayors, who served four terms from the 1930s through the 1950s.

Last night's Bachelor sent two seemingly-decent choices for Brad home crying. But we'll get to that later. First up, the group date: where repelling is the game once again—but this time, it's being done in tropical paradise. Jackie was having a really hard time going for it (and wishing Brad would give her a little help) but Brad waited for Michelle, as they "made a promise" to only repel with each other ever again. Because being forced to rappel down buildings happens all of the time.

The Norwegian Association of the Blind released this ad with the provocative tagline "Avoid gossip at work, hire a blind person". While it may be borderline offensive, the campaign has to be applauded for its creativity.

Remember last spring, when the nation was seized by the fear that every late-model Toyota was on the verge of surging forward on an uncontrollable terror-drive? Well, NASA and the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration looked into it, and it turns out people were probably just accidentally pressing the gas instead of the brake. Sorry!

Onto a TV landscape already filled with two well functioning cop shows and the shadows of a few great, recently-departed ones, comes the Chicago Code, a drama about cops working to take down a corrupt politician.

The noise emitted from this toy bear is not the noise you would expect when a bandage is ripped off, that is unless the bear is a masochist.

Failed GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is back, and she's telling supporters she wants her newly formed political action committee ChristinePAC to "investigate and counter attack leftwing groups."

Space smell! Science selling secrets! Copper popularity! Alcoholism genes! Pregnant running! Infant sleeping! Bullies exposed! Dinosaur footprints explained! And fat black widows! It's your Tuesday Science Watch, where we watch science—successfully!

Today in Trades we have two items about Meryl Streep, Maria Bello considers stepping into Helen Mirren's old shoes, Glee gets on the tour bus once more, and other news.