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Last night's Bachelor sent two seemingly-decent choices for Brad home crying. But we'll get to that later. First up, the group date: where repelling is the game once again—but this time, it's being done in tropical paradise. Jackie was having a really hard time going for it (and wishing Brad would give her a little help) but Brad waited for Michelle, as they "made a promise" to only repel with each other ever again. Because being forced to rappel down buildings happens all of the time.

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After the group date, Brad was feeling oh-so-confused and didn't award any of the ladies with a rose. Check out their utter devastation at the news.

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Then there was this episode with a bug. Some ladies were easily upset by this gigantic beetle-thing and screamed to the high heavens.

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There was probably nothing more tragic in this episode than the dismissal of Alli. She waited the entire season to go on a date with Brad only to be sent home, roseless at the end of the date.

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At the end, it came down to Michelle or Jackie. Brad gave the rose to Michelle. Ouch, son.