This is great. Here's a re-edit that fourfour's Rich Juzwiak did of an old-school Britney Spears VHS called Time Out with Britney Spears. What do we learn? Well, Spears loved the words "funky" and "cool." A lot. A whole lot.

Ricky Gervais wants Will Arnett on The Office, Sinbad gets a reality show, the History Channel will give us "Civil War Week" and James Franco could care less how well he does at the Oscars.

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak just finished his long-delayed speech to the country and, to everyone's surprise, he had no change of plans to announce. He's not stepping down tonight, or tomorrow.

Vogue unveiled its Lady Gaga package today and her newest style is both avant-garde and classical at the same time. It's like the Lady of Shallot and Peggy Moffitt had a pink-headed baby dressed in McQueen and Louis Vuitton. Yes, I am very much into it.

Congratulations to Dr. Lixx for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame.

This man plays the Super Mario Brothers theme song on his violin while the game plays in the background. Mario himself has never heard such a beautiful cover.

We've already bestowed upon our nation's noble Indian tribes the gifts of untaxed cigarette sales and casino gambling operation. Now, a new revenue stream is set to gush forth unto sovereign Native Americans: payday lending.

Thousands of Fort Wayne, Indiana residents have voted in an online poll to name a county center after former mayor Harry Baals, and yes, that IS his real name.

Today at Gawker.TV, Anderson Cooper talks to David Letterman about being beaten in Cairo, Joan Rivers talks shit on Kate Gosselin, The View discusses ex-Congressman Eric Lee's resignation, and a look at Matthew Perry's new comedy Mr. Sunshine.

Mitt Romney wants to be president so badly, but he just can't get anyone to elect him. Don't laugh, okay? He must struggle to get out of bed each and every morning knowing that he'll have to spend the entire day being Mitt Romney, the shiny plastic humanoid who'll never figure out what Republican voters want.

Among the many people on Joan Rivers' List To Bash last night (others included "that bitch" Betty White and Suri Cruise), Kate Gosselin and her magical life-giving uterus were a primary target.

Here's a trailer for the remake of the Dudley Moore comedy Arthur, starring the wonderful Helen Mirren and the irksome comedian Russell Brand. Mirren plays the weary caretaker of the childish, dopey heir, played by Brand, who gets cut off from the family pot and has to strike out on his own.

What is that extra spice that makes any bland dish amazing? Jimmy Fallon, of course! Plop him right down in the middle of an episode of Top Chef and the flavor profile just improves. But beware in case you are attacked by his nemesis: the Salt Monster.

A bottle of Bud Light seducing a can of Bud light and then giving birth to the aluminum bottle is apparentlyway too risque for American viewers.

Whitney Jefferson — Last night after Modern Family, ABC premiered Matthew Perry's new comedy Mr. Sunshine. It was supposed to be loved by Studio 60 fans, a possible break in the "Friends curse," and most importantly—funny. So how was it?

In your crippled Thursday media column: Magic Johnson saves Vibe, some jokers think AOL's brand can be "tainted," another departure from the NY Daily News, schadenfreude at CBS News, and News Corp's kitchen furniture police are out in full force.

A non-profit called Mama Hope has launched a new campaign that demands that we "Stop the Pity." Watch the campaign's first video, which features Alex, a nine year-old kid, presenting his favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, Commando.

Johnny McEntee is the quarterback for UConn and he's got pretty good aim. In this video, he and some friends set up obstacles in which Johnny has to hit the target.

Soap lovers, get happy: Oprah used an entire episode of her "Farewell Season" to reunite some of Daytime TV's best.

Obviously, Iowa's Riverview Center for Sexual and Domestic Assault had the right intentions with this ad, but isn't there something a little off putting about putting an adorable and innocent baby in such a terrible context?