Bleak! Comedy is young sketch group that has built a strong name for it self in the underground scene in NY. Here they present to you the trials and tributlations of being a good father.

Mayor Mike said yesterday that the NYPD won't be used to enforce the city's new ban on smoking at public beaches and in parks. So who will be monitoring the air quality of New York's public spaces? The concerned citizens of New York, that's who!

There's plenty of self-made comedy on the Internet. But few scripted internet shows actually succeed at being funny or well-produced. One of those shining outliers, Funemployed, is now in its second season of absurdist humor.

78-year-old Elizabeth Taylor was hospitalized in the past few days in LA for congestive heart failure, which she's suffered from for years.

Rats have already figured out how to use the subway to get around, but yesterday one rodent took traveling to another level: An Alaska Airlines flight from Seattle to Denver had to turn back on the runway after a rat was seen scurrying around inside the cabin. One passenger told Seattle's KIRO 7 news, "It's not something that is great, but clean the plane a little better."

Heidi Montag is slagged off by Andy Cohen; the Playboy Mansion sickens dozens, while Levi Johnston's sister announces her intention to pose in the magazine. The precipitating factors ofPete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's divorce become clear. Chaos reigns in Saturday's gossip roundup.

Valentines Specials aren't as plentiful as those of the Christmas or Halloween classification, but is there a time of year more appropriate to watch the pungent antics of Pepe Le Pew?

In the coming weeks and months everyone will be debating the future of Egypt and asking, "what does the revolution mean?" There is a long, difficult road ahead but for today at least, Egyptians are celebrating. Here are some pictures from Tahrir Square today. [Images via AP]

Emboldened by the revolution in Egypt, thousands of pro-democracy protesters took to the streets of Algiers today, and riot police have cordoned off the downtown area. Domino effect?

In this excerpt, Hari Kondabolu discusses how Vitamin Water doesn't have normal flavors like most drinks. Instead, it has emotions.

How CNBC booked Bill Murray on their show we'll never understand, but this priceless interview explains exactly how much Bill wanted to be up so early for the interview.

Remi Gaillard continues to pull pranks on an unsuspecting public, this time by bringing MarioKart to the streets. He seems to be on his way to winning the Mushroom Cup... until he has to stop and buy more bananas.

The city is currently seized by the glamorous thrall of New York Fashion Week. Here are some of the best images from the day, like this model being tortured by some strange beauty ritual at Farah Angsana. [Image via Getty]

Here's a picture of Tea Party queen Michele Bachmann and perennial "Rent Is 2 Damn High" candidate Jimmy McMillan at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Washington today. The photo appeared in a Bachmann staffer's Facebook feed today. Details of what the two discussed did not. Alas.

American Idol Hollywood week! Are you excited? Are you? No? Wait, why are you sleeping?

It is that time again to participate in a caption contest, for a chance to win some classy prizes. We're giving away two prints from photographer Frank Zurita.

Treat yourself to a movie this chilly February weekend, because of all the things to do to keep warm, sitting in a movie theater is one of the more wholesome. Opening in theaters today we have Jen Aniston pretending she's married, Justin Bieber pretending he cares about his fans, and Channing Tatum and Jamie Bell pretending they haven't noticed what's happening between them.

On last night's Archer, a hooker showed up demanding a paternity test from Archer, but the last thing the world's most important secret agent is ready for is fatherhood.

This video claims to be that of 20-year-old Tim Wehage, who might just be the most dangerous driver in Florida. Here is footage of him "ghost riding the whip" on the hood of his moving Ford Bronco. [Gawker.TV]

The All the Real Girls goddess has signed on to a pretty bland- and regular-sounding Fox sitcom, which is too bad. Also today: Tom Cruise is about to get musical, Gerard Butler continues to annoy and confuse, and Miley Cyrus destroys SNL.