When a cat gets separated from its friends, a passerby points it in the right direction and it scampers away without even a thank you. How rude!

Thousands of Italian women led protests against Silvio Berlusconi today, chanting "Italy is not a brothel" and demanding that the 74-year old sex fiend resign.

After Chris Brown fist-pumped his way around the stage on tonight's Saturday Night Live, a lagging Weekend Update segment was brought to life by Stefon, Bill Hader's hilariously lovable, perpetually partied out club kid and "City Correspondent." Here's video. [Gawker.TV]

After Chris Brown fist-pumped his way around the Studio 8H stage on tonight's Saturday Night Live, an otherwise lagging Weekend Update segment was brought to life by Stefon, Bill Hader's hilariously lovable, perpetually partied out club kid and "City Correspondent."

Tonight's Russell Brand-hosted episode of Saturday Night Live has received quite a bit of buzz because it also features Chris Brown—yes, that Chris Brown—as the musical guest. Here's Brown's first performance—an auto-tuned, fist-pumping (Eek!), groin-thrusting, rump-shaking little ditty.

Bank of America's account websites are experiencing an unprecedented online security breach and isn't rectifying the problem. That's right, your online account data and full account access may be in the hands of someone else. [Jalopnik]

Here's a video of a guy playing StepMania, which is like Dance Dance Revolution for computers. Standard, right? Nope! Shortly after he starts, our future Anger Management student begins freaking out over his mistakes—that's when things get good.

On last night's Real Time, Arianna Huffington dropped by via satellite for an interview with Bill Maher. Unsurprisingly, the Huffington Post's buyout by AOL dominated the conversation. Well, that and some playful misogyny. Oh, and a heavy Greek accent, obviously.

Forget flowers! If you really want to make someone swoon on Valentine's Day, get them a pair of sugar gliders! Or, better yet, sit them down to watch this adorable video.

Howard Stern just showed the right way to be a celebrity on Twitter: He live-tweeted a 4pm airing of his 1997 movie Private Parts on HBO this afternoon, offering running behind-the-scenes commentary and explaining the real events that served as the basis for some of the scenes. It was cool!

Ron Paul won the presidential straw poll at this week's Conservative Political Action Conference in D.C., with 30 percent of the vote. He beat out Mitt Romney and Chris Christie, who came in 2nd and 3rd place, respectively. Many people were not happy. Salon reports,

According to the New York Times, the hot new exercise trend is... standing on a jiggling platform. Apparently standing on a specially-designed vibrating platform may increase strength and stamina for short periods of times. From the Times:

Usman "Uzzy" Ahmed entered in style with a lively pop track and many dance moves. Unfortunately, his boxing isn't as good as his dancing. He was defeated in a manner that can only be described as painfully embarrassing.

Just before 3 am on Friday at the Bowery Poetry Club, a private Fashion Week kick-off party was starting to wind down. Hundreds of drunk partygoers had left or were on their way out, while several took turns puking and sleeping on the sidewalk nearby. But the dedicated stayed put, waiting for the night's rumored special guest, Harlem rapper Cam'ron.

College Humor reworks Pocahontas as the quintessential college stoner. Watch an iconic Disney character wax eloquent about getting baked. The marijuana legalization lobby might just have a new anthem.

Sure, her new single, "born this way," sounds a lot like Madonna's "Express Yourself." But it is absolutely unnecessary for people to create YouTube videos exposing the similarity via dramatic, side-by-side comparison. As if Lady Gaga and her team of evil geniuses were planning on scamming the listening public, confident no one would realize that Gaga's new single was rehashing a bunch of old Madonna songs—just like every Lady Gaga single. But then: The music detectives strike with their Youtube Videos of Justice!

Craigslist Congressman Chris Lee is attempting to work things out with his wife in Florida, at Key Largo's exclusive Ocean Reef Club. Meanwhile, Lee's dad, Patrick Lee, is reportedly "mortified."

An Illinois woman yesterday sued McDonald's after she claims she was injured by a "large shard of glass" inside a spicy McChicken sandwich. Just typing that hurts.

Sadly, Arrested Development aired its final episode five years ago this week. As a tribute to this hilarious show, watch this compilation of all the 'C'MON!''s ever uttered by the Bluth clan. Can you name your favorite Arrested line?

Last week, the loose-knit hacking collective Anonymous stole over 50,000 emails from security researcher Aaron Barr. Now they're launching the Wikileaks-style Anonleaks.ru, to make it easy for anyone to browse Barr and his colleagues' private emails. Want to read the excruciating love letter a security company executive sent her husband?