These four bros didn't seem too thrilled about celebrating the Hallmark holiday while riding the R train—presumably to meet the recipients of those bouquets—yesterday evening. Image by reader Jen Taylor.

Last week, Gawker.TV asked: "Is it okay to be a Cat Guy?" House's answer: a resounding NO. Last night, we witnessed the latest of House's interventions designed to stop Wilson from venturing too far down the path to male spinsterhood.

Last night Lady Gaga visited Jay Leno to address the fact that her new single "Born This Way" sounds a lot like Madonna's "Express Yourself."

Sure, they all kind of stumbled over the corny jokes written by the Late Show staff, but that's not really the point, is it? Enjoy the eye candy.

Want to break into the competitive world of fashion, be relocated to New York, and get health insurance, a good salary, and a generous clothing allowance? All you have to do is impress Marc Jacobs on Twitter and you can be his professional Twitter slave.

A roommate completely freaks out after coming home to find his friend soaking in a blood covered bath. Remarkably the prankster keeps a straight face the entire time.

As you may have noticed, the Huffington Post's name begins with the letter "H." But don't say it! Because they've trademarked it. The letter, that is. So it's theirs now.

Using the webcam mirror effect in Photo Booth this group of guys produce complicated Transformers characters with only their hands and a few choice sound effects. This video is proof that extreme boredom can sometimes lead to amazing creativity.

Love sprung, if not eternal, certainly something on last night's Valentine's Day episode of America's whiniest Peyton Place remake. Chuck loves to scheme. Blair also loves to scheme. Serena loves Ben. Ben loves catering events. Dan loves staring at people as they do interesting things. And Erik loves being disappointed. Wait, no he doesn't!

This week's Drag Race was all about image and the media. On any other show, this would mean learning to speak eloquently and look demure, but here it means intentional crotch shots, catfights, and wigs, wigs, wigs!

Why is James Murphy walking away from his band? He says "at a certain point it gets embarrassing" and that he has big plans for his free time: "there's a lot of things I wanna do. I like making coffee."

CHET HAZE, Northwestern University's most prominent aspiring West Coast rapper who is also a son of the star of the movie Castaway, has a Valentine's Day present for all of you motherfuckers: a mixtape, of Chet Haze songs. Yea, sorry. That's all.

Billy Ray Cyrus says "there's no doubt" his family is under attack from Satan. LiLo spent Valentine's Day with SamRo. January Jones only feels safe when photographers are near. Tuesday gossip sins.

These guys get into an all out wrestling match on the subway and quite a crowd gathers to watch it all go down. Get ready to witness a smackdown.

Screenrant has compiled a video that shows the many scenes in which Natalie Portman cries. That's a lot of tears.

This sexy lady's current paramour can't bring her to climax! This Oscar-nominated actress is cheating with a costar and this celebrity is cheating on his similarly-famous wife—with another man. At least the cheaters are getting off!

This sea creature has found it's new home in an unlikely place, a beer bottle.

Any fish with a healthy understanding of the food chain would choose to avoid a shark but to watch a group of fish act in unison is almost an art form.

In this Valentine's-related contest from Thailand, couples aimed to break a world record by kissing non-stop for nearly two days. Contestants weren't allowed to sit or sleep, and they had to continue smooching even as they took bathroom breaks!

Gather round, children, and listen to the terrifying tale of New York City Housing Authority employee Anthony Dingle: in his workplace of woe, poor Anthony lived in a constant state of dread, fearing the evil cackle of his shrewish supervisor. Career—or calamity? This, we tell you, is a story of the darkest depths of distress and dejection. The story of a man whose boss's voice made him puke.