Brad awoke his ladies at 2am for their group date: a photoshooot that will supposedly run in Sports Illustrated's swimsuit edition—every woman's perfect dream-date! It turned into every man's fantasy, though, when the gals took their tops off.

This video shows you how to make snowboarding more difficult (and hilarious!). While these snowboarders seem very talented, the choice of music is pure genius.

Selena's nineteen years old and the Biebs is merely a fresh-faced sixteen-year-old with famous hair. After deeming Selena to be a "bombshell," Joan tore apart the odd couple in ways only she could.

Are you worried about those airport security scans of your penis and vagina making it onto the Internet? First of all, don't flatter yourself. But just in case, the Senate voted 98-0 today in favor of an amendment "that would punish anyone who misuses images from full-body security scanners at airports with a $100,000 fine or a year in prison." How hot would a person need to be to make these penalties "worth it"? A 5.5 on the 1-10 scale, or lower?

Men are now enduring similar back pains to what women have been suffering for generations all thanks to the growing popularity of the murse. Is it any surprise that we learn Brian Kilmeade is a follower of this questionable trend?

In your essential Tuesday media column: ESPN anchors in shameless sellout agreement, NPR is not going to die, Lawrence O'Donnell howls at the moon, Here Media loses in court, Mothering magazine folds its print edition, and we help The Daily.

Last nights How I Met Your Mother coined a new holiday for all singles on the day that falls before February 14th—Desperation Day. It's apparently when all singles become extremely aware of their solitude and put out.

It always happens. The day after your book is published you meet someone who says, "Oh, I wish I'd known you were writing that biography. I could've told you about ...." Fill in the blanks here with some hair-raising incident you did not have in your book, despite years of research and hundreds of interviews. Never fails.

This Valentine's Day, did you do one of the following?

You might think that a bombshell like January Jones would have other plans on Valentine's Day than making an appearance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. She find the holiday to be "anti-climatic" and "always a let-down."

Jealous, perhaps, of female celebrities' busted weaves, Sean Penn went to a press conference today wearing the pelt of a drowned sewer rat on his head. What does this man have against hairbrushes?

Possibly owing to nerves, a rotten school lunch, or maybe even a nasty vendetta against the girl in front of him, this kid simply cannot resist the urge to blow chunks on stage. Bravo!

While this project was probably the result of some inception-style camera trick, it's still an innovative re-creation of Escher's "Waterfall".

In Texas, school districts are so low on money that they're selling ads on school buses, thanks to the "largest cuts to public education since World War II." In New York, many school districts are staring down 14% budget cuts, which educators fear will "widen the funding gap between wealthier and poorer school districts." Federal student aid programs are in for multibillion-dollar cuts of their own. And among the parents of children in Manhattan's most exclusive private elementary schools, a separate, but equally pressing, worry: is Emma beating her peers, enough?

Does Bieber have beef with Gaga? On Chelsea Lately, the teen heartthrob weighed in on Gaga's buzzworthy Grammy apparel, saying, "I don't know, like, people say it's artistic and stuff. I'm just like, 'you're an egg.'" Harsh words, Bieber!

Ashton Kutcher and ageless simulacra of a human female Demi Moore lounge on a beach on the Caribbean. Ashton's book? The Youth Pill: Scientists at the Brink of an Anti-Aging Revolution. Or, as Demi likes to call it, "All the Scientists I'm Going to Bribe for Experimental Cosmetic Procedures Next Week." [Image via INF]

Ever wanted to "chillax" with Batman, or be lassoed in bed by Wonder Woman? Then head on over to SuperHarmony.com, a dating service that matches up ordinary folks with extraordinary heroes.

With the news of old Arizona Sen. Jon Kyl not seeking reelection in 2012, state Republicans are already considering possible successors. Is Arizona, like Egypt, "prepared for democracy," or will this bad-child state elect some nutter or authoritarian child of Dan Quayle?

NBC's The Office is headed towards what many expect to be a disaster: the forthcoming departure of Steve Carell. With that sea change on the horizon, what does one of The Office's secondary character actors, Oscar Nunez, have to say?

The Spider-Man crew can breathe a sigh of relief. It seems they're not the only Broadway folks putting people's lives and limbs at risk every time they raise the curtain. Two Kansas City natives are suing the producers of the Broadway musical Billy Elliot, claiming that, while watching the show from the front row, they were both hit by an errant prop and were subsequently hospitalized. They are each suing for $2 million, or roughly two Broadway tickets' worth. (Broadway shows are expensive!) The producers have not yet issued a statement about the lawsuit.