Bill Hicks has a very logical thought process about L.A. weather: "if water doesn't solve your drought, you're screwed."

A new study suggests that electromagnetic radiation from cellphones has a direct, measurable impact on brain cells. The catch: We don't know if it matters.

Kate Gosselin is no stranger to being made fun of and George Lopez is just one of the many offenders. Here George invited Kate to get revenge by slapping him in the face, but she just couldn't do it.

Originally an advertisement for British television channel Sky One, this live action opening sequence of The Simpsons has since gone viral many times over.

Today we learned about Sarah Palin's secret Facebook account. Well, OK, a Facebook account that might belong to the Dark Archduchess of Alaska. Now that 'Lou Sarah' has been outed, again maybe, Palin sort of has egg all over her face. Hence, this.

This commercial for a professional fire restoration service in upstate New York could be right out of an SNL skit.

Just a mere three weeks after giving birth to a baby, Christina Applegate popped up on Ellen and gave us a glimpse of her post-pregnant bod.

On The Colbert Report, Stephen came up with his own solution to former Senator Santorum's embarrassing "Google problem." Search for "Santorum" and click the first result over and over again and tell those webmasters to stop what they're doing!

Reggae star Buju Banton has been found guilty on charges of conspiracy to distribute cocaine in Miami. His first trial ended in a hung jury; no such luck this time. He was also found guilty of a gun charge. He faces up to 20 years in prison. Fellow reggae stars and fans are upset. [Miami New Times, photo via Getty]

Prankster Jack Vale is back at it again. This time, he treats confused shoppers as though they were meeting him for a top-secret mission, telling them passwords and asking them, "Are you the hmm hmm?"

In the tradition of many comedians before him, the 48-year-old veteran is heading into more serious territory. Careful, Steve! Also today: two big stars sign on to TV projects, the zombie genre gets another treatment, and we gauge the success of murder.

Good news for non-smoking New Yorkers who occasionally catch a whiff of cigarette smoke for a half-second while they're walking outdoors: Mayor Michael Bloomberg signed a law today making sure this never happens again! No promises, though.

Eleven years ago, Oprah did a show about a little girl whose parents forced her to live in a cage, at that time the girls identity was unknown because of her age.

Woman smells! Animal behavior! Old people brains! STD testing! Allergies forever! Oil cleanup health! Fat dogs! Fat surgery! From death to business! And other conventional wisdom! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—with ulterior motives!

Listen to this spot-on cover of Sweet Child o' Mine sung by Juan Rodriguez. It must be tough to reach some of those notes, but Juan makes it look so effortless. Axl, you better step up your game.

Michael Chiklis is an actor and a musician, but did you know he's also an impressionist? Here he recalls a phone conversation he had with and older Marlon Brando and basically wows Rachael to pieces.

Dave Franco (little brother of James) teams up with Emma Roberts (niece of Julia) in a music video for Cults' "Go Outside," thereby answering any lingering questions about whether Dave would follow in his brother's film freak footsteps. In Dave's words:

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Reuben DeJong is a Profesional Wrestler/Martial Artist that holds the world record for running through tempered glass, he recently traveled to China to break his own record, where unfortunately the glass is extra strong.

Our Mad Libologists have uncracked the Anti-Woman Legislation Code and made it possible for you to make your very own Congressional speech in favor of your own diminished importance in America! [Jezebel]