How is this possible? It doesn't appear as this car is being towed or has a driver. Thoughts?

From a young age, Virginia and her cousin Delila (played by Amy Sedaris) have been enemies. She's a crazy pharmaceutical rep (who's recently had a botched aerola-reduction surgery) and is back to get her slice of the family estate.

Andy and Conan continued their tradition of acting out Oscar-nominated films last night on Conan. Here's Andy Richter as Natalie Portman's role and Conan O'Brien as the creepy dance instructor. An improvement from the original, am I right?

Ferdinand Dorsey, a 24 year-old student at Southern University in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, was shot and killed at an apartment building near campus Monday night, after "arguing with other Southern students on campus." His death came just two days after the violent death of another Southern student, Sheena Barnett, whose body was found beaten and burned inside her home Saturday. "Why don't you start calling us now and tell us exactly what's going on in these communities?" asked the mayor of Baton Rouge, rhetorically, and oddly.

Yesterday in New Zealand, a 6.3 magnitude earthquake devastated Christchurch and according to the BBC, the prime minister has said at least 65 people have died.

Would-be Delaware senator and ladybug costume enthusiast Christine O'Donnell is considering pulling a Bristol and going on Dancing with the Stars. Apparently the show's producers made a formal request, but she can't decide whether or not to do it. She posted about the quandary on her Facebook wall:

In the understatement of the year, Jared Leto acknowledges that yes, maybe he is a little bit of a "weird guy."

Well, that happened. A cackling, chemical-mad Andy Cohen pulled back the sheet and revealed his latest hideous creation, a pod of ghouls who haunt the dark sandy shores of America's aging phallus. Yes, it's time for yet another Real Housewives franchise, this one set in sunny Murder Bay, known to the Indians as Miami. So what went down on last night's premiere episode? Well, actually, not a whole hell of a lot. But we did get to meet the cast of freaks, so let's take a look at them individually.

Embattled Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi hasn't just made a mess of his country. He's made more fashion faux pas than the Middle East has had wars since the beginning of time. Here are all the insanely outre outfits that would land him on the worst-dressed list, if putting him on that list wouldn't get you shot. [Photos via Getty, AP]

Imagine if the pink Power Ranger could have turned herself into a pink armadillo with a killer hip thrust. Saturday mornings would have been way more confusing. This deadly armadillo lady shows no mercy to her unsuspecting victim.

While we can all agree that Kailyn has the worst life ever, it's become increasingly obvious that most of her problems stem from the fact that she's stuck living in Jo's parent's giant plastic house.

Watch Jones scream about how "Biebler" wants to "pass the Cyber Securities Act" and how Magellan was "killed by wild natives". This libertarian talk show host is a perfect case study in the slippery slope fallacy.

Box-shaped trinket warehouse Wal-Mart announced its fourth quarter sales figures yesterday, and the news was dark: although profit was up, sales at its U.S. stores fell for the seventh straight quarter. Why don't we love our Wal-Marts, any more?

"Terrified" Dianna Agron flees ex-boyfriend and co-star Alex Pettyfer. Lindsay Lohan heads back to court. Eva Mendes naked pictures stolen! Charlie Sheen parties with porn stars on a yacht. Come and get your Wednesday gossip.

Walking in the snow is annoying for all species, so this brilliant cat has found a way around it: ride around on a ram from place to place.

This "straight" actor bedded the director to get cast in this Academy Awards favorite. This famous teen is totally running her family and ordering her father around. Some men are completely powerless.

It's okay Ann, we don't really count the word "damn" as a swear anymore but it's totally cute that you do.

Anyone who's ever flown on an airplane has experienced that terrible, sinking moment in which you realize that you are seated near a screaming two year-old. Pray that the next time this happens, you're also seated next to Amy Poehler.

On Nov. 27, I spent an hour on the phone with former Pro Bowl defensive back Dave Duerson. Less than three months later, he sent some text messages to his family and shot himself in the chest. [Deadspin]

In the words of the prolific Will Smith, Bienvenidos a Miami. Yep, there's another season of Real Housewives, and Mr. Cohen is poised in his clubhouse, liquored up and waiting to be adored. Did anyone else download the Andy Cohen ringtone? This might have gone too far. Athough I wouldn't mind a Nene one. All it has to say is just "Greeeeeeeeeg. Greeeeeeeeg. Greeeeeeeeg." Repeatedly.