Congratulations to BonDawg for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame.

Australia's Tropfest is the world's largest short film festival, and each entry must incorporate the annual Tropfest Signature Item. See if you can spot the TSI—a "key"—in this year's winner, the Flight of the Conchords-esque "Animal Beatbox."

Yes, we admit, there's been quite a bit of bad news recently for those ambitious young pups entering the field of law. Well, trying to enter the field, I guess. Buck up, underpaid young strivers: at least someone is successful in your field!

Today on The View, Whoopi debuted a snazzy new pair of glasses sent to her by a fan, specially designed with hooks to keep her hair from obstructing her lovely face. Very Gaga, no?

The Daily Show's coverage of the protests in Madison, Wisconsin hasn't used any of its rumored "camel footage" yet, and this YouTube clip may show you why. The show thought it would be funny to bring a camel to the protests on Monday, presumably as some sort of joke about how the issues there are so puny compared to what's going down in the Middle East. But Madison blogger Jack Craver got footage of the camel slipping in the ice and slush, moaning, and falling down along with the barricade surrounding it. Daily Show correspondent John Oliver briefly walks in front of Craver, too, suggesting he turn the camera off. Oh, that John Oliver! (Yikes.)

Here's a red-band (meaning: NSFW) trailer for Bad Teacher, a shock-comedy about a Cameron Diaz saying "fuck" a whole fuck of a lot. She's playing a, um, bad teacher who decides she needs a boob job in order to impress Justin Timberlake's character, who she thinks is rich. If he's rich and he marries her, she can quit teaching! But, of course, there's a problem.

Owen Wilson had the proud glow of fatherhood about him last night as he told Jay about brand new baby, Robert Ford.

In your tragic Wednesday media column: TBD is eviscerated, a new WaPo ombudsman, media tweet beef, a bunch of HuffPo millionaires, Harper's Magazine is a case study of woe, and Fox News is your most valuable cable network without balls.

It's Glee time everybody, but don't let that get you down. Last night's episode was all about the booze, so, to get in the spirit, let's all get drunk at our desks and recap!

While driving in Los Angeles, Amy "goes bananas" and goes "so Boston" with her kids sitting in the backseat. Can you blame her? After her tales of road rage, she spoke a bit about Gawker.TV favorite Parks and Recreation.

Tonight on Law & Order: SVU, fans of the Real Housewives of New York City will get a special surprise: a half-naked LuAnn De Lesseps! She'll play an artist's muse that's shown wearing only a sheet for some time. Hooray?

This is just perfect. Ian Murphy, editor of the Buffalo Beast, prank called union-busting Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker pretending to be industrialist and secret Republican overlord David Koch, whose money has been fueling Walker and state Republicans' ongoing battle with labor. And Walker believed it.

Skewering the GOP Representatives who voted to ban federal funding for Planned Parenthood because the organization also provides abortions, Kristen Schaal suggested other government groups that could be abortion-related. Like NASA, because, you know, space abortions!

Just a few weeks ago, I would have said Glee needed a twelve step program, but these days it looks like it's well on its way to recovery. Yes, the show had to get completely wasted to give us one of its best episodes in a long time.

Last night was an inspiring night in basketball, even if you don't care about basketball. Caltech, a Division III school, ended their 26-year, 310-game losing streak in a defeat over Occidental College. The game ended at 46-45. Go Beavers!

A Michigan woman turned into a human tornado over an unwanted car repair bill, trashing an auto shop and causing close to $10,000 worth of damage.

Right after marveling at how Fallon has hit the big time with his talk show, the sibling comedy directors share their favorite technique for keeping up energy levels on set. Complete with Jeremy Irons' off-the-cuff sarcasm.

Much to the disappointment of Maggie Gallagher and her troll-people hordes, Attorney General Eric Holder announced today that the DoJ will no longer defend the controversial 1995 Defense of Marriage Act in federal courts. A huge win for the gays.

Before she was in The Fighter, she was fighting other ladies over a guy named Zach on All My Children. We have to give her major props for being so fiercely intense in kicking this girl's butt.

In a cleavage-baring top and chunky jewelry, Lindsay Lohan reported to court today court for the grand theft of a $2000 necklace. Per usual, the appearance was livestreamed on TMZ. The judge announced that if Lindsay Lohan accepts a plea bargain—as her lawyer has said she'd like to do—it will have to include jail time. "If you plead in front of me, you are going to jail, period. If the case settles here, you will go to jail," Judge Keith Schwartz said. Worrying about whether the ruined starlet would become a "repeat offender," he asked for "additional psychological information" and made his lack of interest in LiLo's celebrity clear: